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[itsknighttime]

aight so last month i asked you guys for software to fuck with and make some beats
my dudes you delivered faster than motherfuckin dominos

now its my turn
lemme drop you a beat
lemme give you that aural pleasure i know youre all craving
hit me up with a genre or a word or a feeling or someshit like that and ill see what i can do
i got my forte but i got to do something out of the box here at least
if youre not sure hit me up with a dj dave spin me a tune

im here to serve
peace

[Locked to Dirk]
yo man if you see this
i got one just for you
if not
then youll never see this
which is cool i know youre busy

[Locked to Karkat]
not only do i have some smoothass beats for you best bro
i got you somethin youre really gonna want
it aint even a dick joke

((OOC: I'm actually going to be making these loop tracks for babby practice so it may take me a few to get them into the post. They may be shortish and corny. I'm no proper DJ and it's fun to pretend lol. PS Permission post for colour & things. ))

((Edit Oct. 2nd: Had a few people ask last night if I'm doing them still and yes! I'll do them until the interest dies down and have been convinced there needs to be a concert for musical sorts around here and those who want to help or learn. So I'll figure that out some time in the future. Thank you for the lovely reception on these and since a some said they were going through the comments, here's a list except Bro's.))

Comments

[dreamnailedit]

Perhaps during Sanguis. I do not think any of us are Sanguis.

Usagi is very nice. Possibly the nicest person I have ever met.

I do not have a mouth. Nor does my sibling.

[itsknighttime]

bro
excellent idea ill shoot for then and get shit together
idk what my brother is but whatever he turns into he probably wont be phased by it

yeah if its her im thinking of she was real nice
you can tell shes actually someone who gives a damn what someones got to say

oh shit okay
alright
what do you guys like to... get for nutrients?
like how do you give yourself sustenance?

[dreamnailedit]

I look forward to meeting your brother.

It is too bad we cannot meet each others' sisters as well. But as we both said before, they would hate it here.

We do not need sustenance. We can gain power by striking foes and absorbing what they leave behind. But this seems unpleasant for a party.

[itsknighttime]

i hope you get to
hes so fucking cool dude
soon as you see him youll know what i mean

yeah id like rose to meet you guys
she can be a pain in the ass but i dont want her here i want her back home enjoying what she earned

...
well fuck
youre speaking my language
lets get those fuckin swords out half way through and beat the shit out of each other
im down to spar any time man i got my sword here i got my two arms and two legs
thats all i need
plus you gotta eat at a party

[dreamnailedit]

You want to fight me?

[Everything else in that message kind of became irrelevant in comparison to that.]

The only people I have fought not to the death before have been Hornet, Ogrim, the Mantis Lords, and Grimm. I am not used to it... but I think I can do it, if you are very agile or very sturdy.

[itsknighttime]

sure why not?
thats what friends do isnt it?
you chill out and watch movies and get blanket forts and then like
have a sword fight
isnt that how it works?

its cool if you go for gusto
im uh
[[He's been afraid ever since he got told not to tell people he's immortal to say it when the feed isn't locked and it would look suspicious if he did to anyone who he's paranoid may be watching.]]
yeah i can take it is what i mean
youre a knight right
so am i
back home im the knight of time
we can like joust or whatever it is knights do but with swords
my brother and me would go up on the roof and spar all the time

[dreamnailedit]

The Knight of Time?

Time is a very powerful force. Comparable to my own, or Her Light.

I will spar with you, Dave.

I feel excited for this.

[Which means they're practically bouncing off the walls in anticipation.}

[itsknighttime]

yeah youre not kidding
i mean about the powerful force im not sure about your schtick or this very italicized lady
its not somethin to fuck around with but i got to keep in practice
thisll do me good

aaawwwwwwwww yeah bro this is going to be the fucking BEST sleepover

[[Normally, Dave hates fighting. However, he's betting if he doesn't start practising at least soon, he's going to have to fight Dirk. He doesn't want to fight Dirk. Dirk never holds back and it's Dave's fault if he gets hurt for not moving. Karkat is going to hate this idea, but it's already solidified for Dave. Karkat will have to eat Doritos and enjoy it.]]

or like whenever
if you want to just party we can do that too but man i never thought about instead of slumber party its a strife slumber party
you got good ideas man