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[itsknighttime]

aight so last month i asked you guys for software to fuck with and make some beats
my dudes you delivered faster than motherfuckin dominos

now its my turn
lemme drop you a beat
lemme give you that aural pleasure i know youre all craving
hit me up with a genre or a word or a feeling or someshit like that and ill see what i can do
i got my forte but i got to do something out of the box here at least
if youre not sure hit me up with a dj dave spin me a tune

im here to serve
peace

[Locked to Dirk]
yo man if you see this
i got one just for you
if not
then youll never see this
which is cool i know youre busy

[Locked to Karkat]
not only do i have some smoothass beats for you best bro
i got you somethin youre really gonna want
it aint even a dick joke

((OOC: I'm actually going to be making these loop tracks for babby practice so it may take me a few to get them into the post. They may be shortish and corny. I'm no proper DJ and it's fun to pretend lol. PS Permission post for colour & things. ))

((Edit Oct. 2nd: Had a few people ask last night if I'm doing them still and yes! I'll do them until the interest dies down and have been convinced there needs to be a concert for musical sorts around here and those who want to help or learn. So I'll figure that out some time in the future. Thank you for the lovely reception on these and since a some said they were going through the comments, here's a list except Bro's.))

Comments

[zazen]

Her kindness really is astounding.
I am glad to have met her.

[Listen, he wrangles a gynophobic host and a depressed salaryman on the daily, DAVE IS A WALK IN THE PARK.]

Here. This is sort of the flow I go for.

[ RAP DOCTOR ]

His voICE OH MY GOD. Is there an OST to this series??? I'm dying, I died. I love every one of you.

[itsknighttime]

yeah me too
i dont think id be as outgoing as i am here if she didnt come along

[[To be fair, that's probably harder than Dave. He doesn't like doctors because he's not allowed to go to them. Come to this park, new Dad.

New Dad who can SPIT VERBAL FIRE.]]

holy fuck
im goin to have to step my game up
there is some fuckin FLAMES up in this bitch
who got the hose?
gawd damn that is some RAP

shit okay give me a few to replay that at least fifty times to enjoy it and then get down to your track

HELL YEAH YOU GOT A PLURK OR A DISCORD? I can hook you up!!!

[zazen]

[ To think he only learned to rap like two years ago. ]

Another one of my crew is here, Izanami Hifumi.
He has a unique style as well.

I will do my best to come up with something for your track as well.

YES I will PM you it! Not that it's a secret! Just easier!!

[itsknighttime]

[[He's pretty certain he'd have lost his jaw on the floor to learn that. Thank God his jaw is safe. He uses that to ramble forever.]]

oh shit
i talked with him
im making him something too
man the pressures on
im going to pull my a game right the fuck out

hell yeah man i cant wait
going to get working on this shit for you all
im god damn stoked

[zazen]

I must say, you may attract every rapper that I know is here.
There are more of us where I come from.
At least...we have two or more people from each division, except for Samatoki-kun's division.


You may start a rap battle.

[itsknighttime]

you know normally im about diamond hard about hearing rap battles
i mean who wouldnt be right?
but some how that really seems like i just wore red in the blue lane
what if we just all install age of empires and whoever takes over whoevers priests wins?

[zazen]

What is "age of empires"?

[itsknighttime]

its a game where you build an entire civilization and go to war with other civilizations only no people or ballistas were hurt in the making of the game
im totally going to have to get a retro computer and find these games
all the games

and heres your song too
take it and call me in the morning
doctors orders

[zazen]

What can I say but... you have a lot of talent.
Thank you, Dave-kun. I will need to give you some sort of lyric with this. So that it may feel complete.

[itsknighttime]

aaawww FUCK yeah
throw those verses down doc
pound the floor with the bass at your back
any time you need a track im your guy if you need me