[Text; un: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

aight so last month i asked you guys for software to fuck with and make some beats
my dudes you delivered faster than motherfuckin dominos

now its my turn
lemme drop you a beat
lemme give you that aural pleasure i know youre all craving
hit me up with a genre or a word or a feeling or someshit like that and ill see what i can do
i got my forte but i got to do something out of the box here at least
if youre not sure hit me up with a dj dave spin me a tune

im here to serve
peace

[Locked to Dirk]
yo man if you see this
i got one just for you
if not
then youll never see this
which is cool i know youre busy

[Locked to Karkat]
not only do i have some smoothass beats for you best bro
i got you somethin youre really gonna want
it aint even a dick joke

((OOC: I'm actually going to be making these loop tracks for babby practice so it may take me a few to get them into the post. They may be shortish and corny. I'm no proper DJ and it's fun to pretend lol. PS Permission post for colour & things. ))

((Edit Oct. 2nd: Had a few people ask last night if I'm doing them still and yes! I'll do them until the interest dies down and have been convinced there needs to be a concert for musical sorts around here and those who want to help or learn. So I'll figure that out some time in the future. Thank you for the lovely reception on these and since a some said they were going through the comments, here's a list except Bro's.))

Comments

[chichichi]

The glitz and glam of "the future is now" hover-everything just doesn't appeal to you, huh?

How different are we talking? About the futuristic alien technology you've seen. It was getting into late 2019 for me when I found myself on Iris and no aliens so far. Ah, wait. I take that back. I've met aliens, just not the sort you'd think of from books and movies. I guess that's still a pretty broad definition, though.

OK. Give me a minute or two or ten to pick through my library.

There's nothing wrong with that. I'm sure you've come across a lot of colorful people.

[itsknighttime]

not really
i mean its cool and all but have you ever had code red mountain dew? if you did was it good because im an apple juice man myself

yeah okay got me there
cause technically to the aliens wed be aliens
fuck
how are we even going to define that shit now?
i cant even say little grey men because reasons and xenophobia
side tracked but pretty different like almost in a way where biological shit links with mechanical shit seamlessly in a way that sort of made my stomach churn for three seconds before i decided i didnt care

no problem bro take your time
any genres fine

its pretty cool
ive met some pretty fuckin badass people here

[chichichi]

I think I've been conditioned to drink tea now that I think about it. I don't remember what I used to drink before I got hired at the Hidden Moon. Probably water. Apple juice sounds good now that you mention it. I'm not sure about Code Red, though.

Biomechanical tech that makes your stomach churn at first does sound like something out of a sci-fi novel. Maybe some author out there got it closer to right than they thought? It still sounds pretty wild to me.

I'm not really sure how to make a distinction about alien vs. alien. It feels like it could get complicated fast. All aliens aren't little grey men either obviously unless you're saying you've met aliens that actually fit that description. Are you, Dave?

Hmm. Try these two on for size. I've been listening to them pretty often lately. The first one especially has been good for training, but be mindful of whiplash. They're pretty different.

[itsknighttime]

whats the hidden moon? and ok what if we meet half way
apple tea and forget the code red

it was
is
theyre smart as fuck these guys sometimes
just sometimes they can be a as dumb as fuck too
ok true we cant compare aliens like its all the same being but um
i mean im not NOT saying they werent gray... karkats not full size yet so hes pretty small i guess... so yeah i am i mean in particular about these aliens

its all good man im down for variety
that first one is fuckin bumpin dude
that second one i cant understand but im making up my own story to anyway
japan at least where im from has all these wildass stories so its about a mechanized auto lightpost that just wants to stay on during the day to see what the day has to offer in contrast to the night
and then it turns into a giant mech and starts fighting godzilla and actually gets to stay awake during the day because godzilla doesnt have a sleeping pattern i guess

[chichichi]

That's the name of the tea house I work at back home. As for the apple tea, I'd say you're a genius and that we have to insure this future.

Everyone has their moments, hmm? I think I get what you're saying and how it might be tricky to avoid a xenophobic label in this situation. I think you've done a pretty good job, though. I'm reasonably educated on the basic level, but do I lose points if I admit I think that's kind of neat? I mean, what are the chances you'd meet aliens even with that little bit of overlap in description? There should be a little wiggle room when it comes to wonder.

[ Please hold. She might have needed a moment to laugh. ]

I'm glad you liked it! That's not even close to the proper translation for that song, but I applaud you for your creativity. You really got all that from that?