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[itsknighttime]

aight so last month i asked you guys for software to fuck with and make some beats
my dudes you delivered faster than motherfuckin dominos

now its my turn
lemme drop you a beat
lemme give you that aural pleasure i know youre all craving
hit me up with a genre or a word or a feeling or someshit like that and ill see what i can do
i got my forte but i got to do something out of the box here at least
if youre not sure hit me up with a dj dave spin me a tune

im here to serve
peace

[Locked to Dirk]
yo man if you see this
i got one just for you
if not
then youll never see this
which is cool i know youre busy

[Locked to Karkat]
not only do i have some smoothass beats for you best bro
i got you somethin youre really gonna want
it aint even a dick joke

((OOC: I'm actually going to be making these loop tracks for babby practice so it may take me a few to get them into the post. They may be shortish and corny. I'm no proper DJ and it's fun to pretend lol. PS Permission post for colour & things. ))

((Edit Oct. 2nd: Had a few people ask last night if I'm doing them still and yes! I'll do them until the interest dies down and have been convinced there needs to be a concert for musical sorts around here and those who want to help or learn. So I'll figure that out some time in the future. Thank you for the lovely reception on these and since a some said they were going through the comments, here's a list except Bro's.))

Comments

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[hagrides]

I very much look forward to it.

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[itsknighttime]

i call it
alien booty
because i can

i didnt know you were into music
you play anything?

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[hagrides]

Thank you! I quite enjoy the - electronic? - effects.

Myself, no, but my dear musician accompanies my performances. I wish that I could share all the music of this place with him.

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[itsknighttime]

electronic you got it
house mix my man
im normally a scratch guy but i need to stretch my wings you feel me?

holy shit you dont say
like an actual musician
please tell me they follow you around and compose themes to your various exploits

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[hagrides]

Like an actual musician, one of the best.

[He's only a little bit biased.]

I suppose he does follow me around from kingdom to kingdom, but in this case, the exploits are the performances of the Grimm Troupe. We put on quite a show.

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[itsknighttime]

oh my god
but in the best way
are you trying to tell me youre a carnie?
you cant be
youre actually fucking cool
what sorts of performances?

[[He's both horrified and elated by the idea of a circus anything.]]

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[hagrides]

[dave he's a dad there's no way he can be cool]

Troupe master, acrobat, and fire dancer at your service.

You flatter me too much.

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[itsknighttime]

favorite phrase: holy shit
*AND* *FIRE* dancer? my dude you have to start leading with this shit
okay first off
jesus christ
the irony of a moth who also dances with a flame is not lost on me and that is my new fucking religion right there
ive found jesus through the epitome of irony
do you guys still throw down those sick fires here?

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[hagrides]

I'm not the sort of god who asks for worship, but thank you.

It doesn't feel right to perform without the rest of my troop, but I could be convinced for special occasions.

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[itsknighttime]

nah this time you earned it man that shit is cool
like i am an atheist to the extreme but if i had to i think id probably give on sunday if you had a cool church without any faygo in it or facepaint or murder required

fuckin dope man
i got a couple requests im workin on but what if i spin you a sick carnie fire for your sick carnie fire?

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[hagrides]

I don't know what a faygo is, but I can confirm that facepaint and murder are strictly optional with me.

If you composed something for me, it would be unfair not to use it, would it not?

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[itsknighttime]

you know what
fair
optional is fair

damn man you have got a god damn deal
ok so while im dishin out beats
what other sorts of stuff happens in the show youre part of like
are there other acts? do you guys travel? is it government funded or something?

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[hagrides]

We travel all across our world, almost exclusively to places whose governments are in no position to fund anything.

[The lands they go to are dying for a reason.]

As for other acts, it varies from show to show. Divine favors sword-swallowing - we go through more swords that way... Some of the novices are impressive jugglers, and we have knife throwers and contortionists as well.

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[itsknighttime]

see i knew you were a philanthropist
youre like the robin hood of moths

damn man
that means that if yall ever all come here? i got to go to every single one
i dont want to miss a cool thing just cause i got lazy

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[hagrides]

Robin hood?

[dave.]

If the rest of my troupe arrives, I will be certain you do not miss our performance.

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[itsknighttime]

[[Awh damn.]]

oh
it was a guy who...
you know what its ok
youre bringing entertainment to places that need it and thats all there is

man i dont care if youre just practising for the fuck of it
that sounds badass
i had a planet once like it was a quest but it was my quest
and it was lava and cogs and it was badass
it was hot though but man i didnt fuck with fire

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[hagrides]

It is not a performance that just anyone should attempt. But lava, you say? Even I am not terribly fond of wading through that.

[as I attempt to reconcile Silksong spoilers with Silksong not being out yet so I don't know what the place with lava is actually like, just that there is one]

[Text] aaaaaaaaaaanything any time you need to retcon just message! No worries <3

[itsknighttime]

no i dont think it is
ol saying dont play with fire or you get burned
ah nah there were places i could jump or stand i can move pretty quick so its not a biggie

but like
psa
dont turn to blowing lava

[text] the game doesn't come out until next year probably so it'll be a while

[hagrides]

Thank you for the advice. I won't add that to my act any time soon.

[text] That's alright, *any* time.

[itsknighttime]

thats what im here for
that and tunes
im still workin on ur carnie one
expect it imminently

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[hagrides]

I await with bated breath. It has been far too long since I've put on a proper performance.