[Text; un: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

aight so last month i asked you guys for software to fuck with and make some beats
my dudes you delivered faster than motherfuckin dominos

now its my turn
lemme drop you a beat
lemme give you that aural pleasure i know youre all craving
hit me up with a genre or a word or a feeling or someshit like that and ill see what i can do
i got my forte but i got to do something out of the box here at least
if youre not sure hit me up with a dj dave spin me a tune

im here to serve
peace

[Locked to Dirk]
yo man if you see this
i got one just for you
if not
then youll never see this
which is cool i know youre busy

[Locked to Karkat]
not only do i have some smoothass beats for you best bro
i got you somethin youre really gonna want
it aint even a dick joke

((OOC: I'm actually going to be making these loop tracks for babby practice so it may take me a few to get them into the post. They may be shortish and corny. I'm no proper DJ and it's fun to pretend lol. PS Permission post for colour & things. ))

((Edit Oct. 2nd: Had a few people ask last night if I'm doing them still and yes! I'll do them until the interest dies down and have been convinced there needs to be a concert for musical sorts around here and those who want to help or learn. So I'll figure that out some time in the future. Thank you for the lovely reception on these and since a some said they were going through the comments, here's a list except Bro's.))

Comments

yeah! ...okay he's not so bad right now. still no medal.

[itsknighttime]

nah this is the nicest thing
idc what you made it from
but um
cybernetic frame huh
that sounds
very robotic
someone lose a fight with a blender?

maybe i can give them a hand
ok that was a bad joke but i only semi regret it

[cadeuces]

I'm glad you like it. ♥
As for the frame, no, no one lost any fights with blenders.
It's to help someone walk who's currently unable to, without actual surgery.

But I love the music!
Thank you so much, bad puns aside. 🤭

[itsknighttime]

its on me right now and over my dead body its leaving me
jesus h
ok this isnt a pickup line but its about to come off as one
im serious like are you an actual earthly saint?
theres no way that a human can exist who gives a fuck this much about people

[[oh. Oh even better she likes it.]]
yeah im glad
thats cool
youre welcome

[cadeuces]

Then I'm glad you REALLY like it; and that I didn't make it too big.
Luckily for you I'm 37.
I don't often take much as flirting these days.

Have you never met any other doctors? I promise at least half of us are this dedicated to what we do.
We go into this career for a reason, after all, and it isn't always for the money.

[itsknighttime]

[[Attached is a picture of his shoulder in his red godtier outfit as usual, plopped straight on it is the medal where it should be right aside his time symbol on the right hand side.]]

whys that not that it was
like im talking myself into a grave here but why just because youre thirty seven
one day im going to be thirty seven and i need to know the cut off dates

im good
i choose you
lucky for you im immortal so you dont have much upkeep to do

[cadeuces]

( The picture makes her smile; it matches his clothing well enough, at least, and she's glad he likes it. Save! )

Very handsome.

And also because it's inappropriate and illegal as an adult to indulge in such things with minors, primarily, and that taboo has sunk deep into society over the generations.
I don't mind a bit of teasing, of course, but much beyond feels incredibly unthinkable.
Older always seems acceptable, but younger than a few years always feels strange, even as you age.
It's a little different for everyone.

It wasn't a contest!
I didn't doubt your loyalty as a friend, I promise.
Or a patient, now, I suppose.
I don't mind if you require some maintenance along the way though, all right? 😉
I would much rather be able to assist and mitigate any pain even if you heal.

[itsknighttime]

it looks good
stayin where it oughta be

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck you meant me
my brain left the building
i thought you meant in general and i was thinking shit man i better get all this out of my system before thirty seven
great this lets me pull out all my best lines test them out and you can rate them out of ten
that way i can win over all the ladies before i hit the flirt limit

friends good too
maybe
probably better someone else sew me up than me do it while im waiting to heal

[cadeuces]

Yes, I meant you, Dave. You're very handsome.
Congratulations!

I'm glad your brain's returned.
But yes it is individual preference to a degree. Legalities to another. Being a proper human being yet another.
One's brain doesn't finish its development until the age of 25, you know.
That's about where the line is drawn on either end. The impression of one half from the other is quite stark.

But please run all your best lines by me; I'll be a fair critic. 😉

And I'll be your very professional and gentle friend with the suture kit.
Please don't ever hesitate to reach out.