three 💕 text ( un: inaban )

[dereban]

so.
i know a lot of people have done ads like this in the past but i kind of want to get shitposty w/ mine bc that's how i roll www

bad news: i'm running low on chroma, i need a moonlacing partner, send help.

hi!
i'm inaba, 17 (almost 18!! next month!!!! soon i will be Legal™ and it'll be great)
interested in fellow people who can shoot the shit
likes video games, computers, just tech in general tbh
and also mobage.

bonus points: 1) if you're from japan, bonus BONUS points if you're from yokohama 2) you can WALK TF to my apartment, i'm dying 3) if you're from the future and you have flying cars in your future 4) i actually met you already?

pls make sure your account is verified and i have the right to refuse anybody

in exchange for moonlacing i can offer for the low, low price of FREE:
1) help with computers and tech in general but esp programming
2) creative memes involving you and your friends!
3) writing. i will write shit for you. i'm mostly versed in professional article writing, but i accept bullying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i think that's all. reply asap, ty. much appreciated.

( ooc: As a heads up: if any moonlacing action threads decide to get more involved than handholding/hugging, I'd like to have those moved outside of this post, thank you! )

Comments

[resenting]

Mobage, huh? It's been a while, honestly. Well, my original world probably had different games from yours, but the basics are probably similar enough.

[dereban]

what types did you play?

[dereban]

well, you have over a month left

un: overlord

[toservehuman]

it's dangerous to let yourself get so unhealthy!!

my world doesn't having flying cars but we have airships, does that count?

and what do you mean by bullying? you'll accept it as payment or give it out?

[dereban]

i know that!

also no, airships don't count, they're not flying cars

and also no, it's more like, 'bully me into writing other types of writing besides articles' as payment

[dereban]

haha

i.... actually kind of woke up and realized how low i was

[toservehuman]

that's a very specific kind of bullying

...a very specific kind of fetish?

[dereban]

i honestly could not tell you what

which is why i sure don't want to know

[dereban]

it's not a fetish.

[witchwithoutacause]

I could literally come over right now too though

[dereban]

not that

[dereban]

i'm not stopping you

seriously
i literally cannot.

[witchwithoutacause]

you could tell me 'no not today' and I would respect that.

[dereban]

i mean i'm kind of dying? somewhat?

[dereban]

A part of me is worried about what your thoughts on what is worse, but I can already imagine some of it.

[witchwithoutacause]

oh so that kinda low.

uh yeah send me that address and I'll be right over.

[toservehuman]

oh

my apologies

[dereban]

YES???

that's what i literally said in the op

[ but address sent! ]

[dereban]

apology accepted.

this time.

[witchwithoutacause]

idk it didn't sound THAT urgent.

[ Just gonna burn some of her own chroma hopping a broom ride over. It's surprisingly chroma-efficient, so she'll more than refill anyways. ]

need anything else while I'm on the way?

[dereban]

i shitpost to cope.

[ It is, unfortunately, the truth. ]

nah, i'm probably good?

just go straight into a log from here or move it elsewhere?

[witchwithoutacause]

relatable.

okay should i make a cool entrance through the window?

i'm good w/ here if it remains platonic but if gets heavier than that, i'd prefer moving!!

[dereban]

just knock normally

[resenting]

There were some decent gacha games based on some shows I watched. Of course I was a college student, so I couldn't really put too much money into them...

To be honest, MMORPGs were really more my thing.

we can move to one of our journals if it goes that way then o/

[witchwithoutacause]

ok ok

[ Well, it's still a few minutes then, until Amanda stops in front of her door. Knock knock.

Waiting outside is Amanda, in all her peeled-citrus-fruit-haired glory, complete with the tiny denim shorts and oversized plaid shirt look, and a broom slung over her shoulder. ]