three 💕 text ( un: inaban )

[dereban]

so.
i know a lot of people have done ads like this in the past but i kind of want to get shitposty w/ mine bc that's how i roll www

bad news: i'm running low on chroma, i need a moonlacing partner, send help.

hi!
i'm inaba, 17 (almost 18!! next month!!!! soon i will be Legal™ and it'll be great)
interested in fellow people who can shoot the shit
likes video games, computers, just tech in general tbh
and also mobage.

bonus points: 1) if you're from japan, bonus BONUS points if you're from yokohama 2) you can WALK TF to my apartment, i'm dying 3) if you're from the future and you have flying cars in your future 4) i actually met you already?

pls make sure your account is verified and i have the right to refuse anybody

in exchange for moonlacing i can offer for the low, low price of FREE:
1) help with computers and tech in general but esp programming
2) creative memes involving you and your friends!
3) writing. i will write shit for you. i'm mostly versed in professional article writing, but i accept bullying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i think that's all. reply asap, ty. much appreciated.

( ooc: As a heads up: if any moonlacing action threads decide to get more involved than handholding/hugging, I'd like to have those moved outside of this post, thank you! )

Comments

[tigerpoet]

I am an adult, but I can offer handholding and some hugs. I also am able to walk, am from Japan, have met you already, and can talk about writing for an hour if not stopped.

un: undyingsoul

[necroyalty]

I'm afraid I can't help you, but dare I ask what a "mobage" is?

[scarsnstripes]

is that request we walk because you're dying literal???

please tell me you aren't dying, inaba-chan

[And shitposting for help, even.]

text | un: pArtyLiKeItS1999

[nipzips]

yeah i'm looking for someone to make chroma with too

you got any video games at home? we can hang out and stuff as we do it maybe.

[Text; un: turntechGodhead]

[itsknighttime]

ok please dont die
this place has been so good about people not dying
i dont want to have to tick the days since someone died counter back
we got dead people here
but no people have died
i am stubborn as fuck but dont let it get that bad before reaching out
or some other inspiring shit that really im not the right person to say

[zunge]

Only one of those things you offer is of any value, and I doubt you can match me, miss Virgin Killer.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

You're dying? OMG Why didn't you tell me?!

I can moonlace however you want!

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[coasts]

[ The king of Yokohama is here. ]

im probably too old for you
you seriously dying though
what kinda moonlacing are we talkin about here

[steelo]

[ completely ignoring the moonlacing part in favor of being a giant weeb. ]

what kind of mobage are you playing?
i'm seriously missing my phone back home--i just got here and idk what's any good.

un; firecrotch

[witchwithoutacause]

oh hey

shit I better get on this before you turn 18 cuz I'm only 16 damn

bonus point: I can fly there? and I might need computer help someday because I am terrible at them.

[resenting]

Mobage, huh? It's been a while, honestly. Well, my original world probably had different games from yours, but the basics are probably similar enough.

un: overlord

[toservehuman]

it's dangerous to let yourself get so unhealthy!!

my world doesn't having flying cars but we have airships, does that count?

and what do you mean by bullying? you'll accept it as payment or give it out?

[fridgeninja]

I don't need to be paid, but I wouldn't say no to some memes.

un: D.Vel, text

[justicedevil]

... Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not from the future of any world that actually has Japan as a country, but where I'm from we do have hovercars. And personal jet planes. Does that count?