three 💕 text ( un: inaban )

[dereban]

so.
i know a lot of people have done ads like this in the past but i kind of want to get shitposty w/ mine bc that's how i roll www

bad news: i'm running low on chroma, i need a moonlacing partner, send help.

hi!
i'm inaba, 17 (almost 18!! next month!!!! soon i will be Legal™ and it'll be great)
interested in fellow people who can shoot the shit
likes video games, computers, just tech in general tbh
and also mobage.

bonus points: 1) if you're from japan, bonus BONUS points if you're from yokohama 2) you can WALK TF to my apartment, i'm dying 3) if you're from the future and you have flying cars in your future 4) i actually met you already?

pls make sure your account is verified and i have the right to refuse anybody

in exchange for moonlacing i can offer for the low, low price of FREE:
1) help with computers and tech in general but esp programming
2) creative memes involving you and your friends!
3) writing. i will write shit for you. i'm mostly versed in professional article writing, but i accept bullying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i think that's all. reply asap, ty. much appreciated.

( ooc: As a heads up: if any moonlacing action threads decide to get more involved than handholding/hugging, I'd like to have those moved outside of this post, thank you! )

Comments

[dereban]

Not many people would make fun of you for collecting games or memes, though.

Well, I have a photo editing software on my laptop that I can use.

[tigerpoet]

And you can make them with anyone? Like if I wanted one of me and the other Atsushi here...?

[teach him meme-senpai]

[dereban]

As long as I have images of them, yeah.

[tigerpoet]

Well, I have a few pictures with both of us in them.

[dereban]

You should send them to me.

[tigerpoet]

I can do that. I really want to see what kind of meme you come up with.

[I place my life in your hands, Len.]

[dereban]

Well, I might come up with several. . .

[ Although the first one he'll get is this.

You're welcome. ]

[tigerpoet]

I certainly won't complain. Especially if it helps you feel better about this.

['But I only wrote the one novel??'

Thank you, you are a delight.]

[dereban]

Well, I'm always here to make terrible, terrible jokes.

[tigerpoet]

I appreciate it, I don't think I'm very funny myself. I'm not much of a humor writer.

[dereban]

My sense of humor isn't necessarily the best. . . ah, but--

[ Here's another one. ]

[tigerpoet]

Oh, I like this one.

[is this his picture of bsd atsu or inaba's? a mystery. but it's probably inaba.]

It's a very good photograph.

[dereban]

It really is.

[ She sagely nods.

It would not be a surprise if it was Inaba's, since she saves a lot of images. ]

[tigerpoet]

.......He'll never believe us about it being a good photo.

[A good 'photo', right.]

[dereban]

He'll just assume we're making fun of him, probably.

[tigerpoet]

I understand low self-esteem, I have that too, but it still baffles me how he can look at that picture and not admit that he has a spectacular behind.

Should I feel bad about talking about this with you when he isn't here...?

[dereban]

Maybe he's seen better booties?

[ And she shrugs. ] I don't know. Do you feel bad about it?

[tigerpoet]

Hard to imagine.

[It's a really good butt.]

...mostly, I feel bad that I'm unable to convince him of how gorgeous he is.

[dereban]

Maybe I'll ask him.

[ oh

no ]

For people like that, you have to push a little harder.

[tigerpoet]

What do you think I should do?

[oh no]

[dereban]

Did you tell him outright that he's hot?

[ This is an indisputable truth, apparently. ]

[tigerpoet]

Yes. If I remember right, I called him beautiful specifically.

[dereban]

And what was his exact response?

[tigerpoet]

He told me that I was too and we went around in circles for a bit.

[What else would have happened, really.]

[dereban]

. . . Ah.

That's a difficult problem. Well, something's just got to give, honestly.