three 💕 text ( un: inaban )

[dereban]

so.
i know a lot of people have done ads like this in the past but i kind of want to get shitposty w/ mine bc that's how i roll www

bad news: i'm running low on chroma, i need a moonlacing partner, send help.

hi!
i'm inaba, 17 (almost 18!! next month!!!! soon i will be Legal™ and it'll be great)
interested in fellow people who can shoot the shit
likes video games, computers, just tech in general tbh
and also mobage.

bonus points: 1) if you're from japan, bonus BONUS points if you're from yokohama 2) you can WALK TF to my apartment, i'm dying 3) if you're from the future and you have flying cars in your future 4) i actually met you already?

pls make sure your account is verified and i have the right to refuse anybody

in exchange for moonlacing i can offer for the low, low price of FREE:
1) help with computers and tech in general but esp programming
2) creative memes involving you and your friends!
3) writing. i will write shit for you. i'm mostly versed in professional article writing, but i accept bullying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i think that's all. reply asap, ty. much appreciated.

( ooc: As a heads up: if any moonlacing action threads decide to get more involved than handholding/hugging, I'd like to have those moved outside of this post, thank you! )

Comments

[dereban]

i mean, you shouldn't be

[necroyalty]

We've lost so much due to the Chained God's antics that it would be hard for me to determine whether or not what you say is fact.

It's a shame, really.

[dereban]

... "chained god"?

[necroyalty]

He went by many names, but I suppose if he holds no power here, I can say the one most people dare not utter.

Tharizdun.

[dereban]

huh

that name doesn't mean anything to me, but then again. different worlds and all that...

[necroyalty]

The god of entropy who drove himself mad and sough to destroy all of creation across all universes, for a very brief summary.

We had a world much more advanced than the one we know now, until he decided to make a mess of everything.

The other gods rose up to defy him and sealed him away in a prison all to himself. And there he lies chained, but for how long?

We just don't know.

[dereban]

yikes!

so the fact that he's not there permanently is a bit concerning tbh

[necroyalty]

So far there haven't been any signs his return is imminent, but time creeps by ever slowly for mortals.

When you're a god, three thousand, thirty thousand, or even three million years is but a nuisance.

[dereban]

i can only imagine

sounds crazy though

[necroyalty]

He is also a god of madness...