CASE 002 ♞ [TEXT]

[bratworth]

Hello, this is Miles Edgeworth.

Firstly, I would like to post an update in reference to my previous network broadcast, located here.

I did forward everyone's submissions to the Office of the Magister Scientiae and have received a response from Magister Alcmene that the government is doing everything they can to best settle us into their society. Those struggling with the cultural differences, however, are recommended to make use of the local libraries.

While I personally deem this response inadequate, the fact remains that we are guests in their world, and there is still no solid evidence of foul play vs. us being accidental additions to their society. If anyone has any suggestions as to how to take this matter further, I would be happy to hear them.

All of those who provided submissions should now be in the receipt of coffee vouchers for the Lunar Scientiae cafe, a poor substitute for an actual resolution.

Secondly, I am planning on signing up for the Moon Knights soon, and would be grateful to hear about other people's experiences with the organization.

Finally, I am in the market for a roommate. Messy individuals with a propensity for sticking their noses in other people's business need not apply.

Comments

[bratworth]

I thought you were living with Kay.

( Had he misremembered? )

And yes, that is correct. How rigorous did you find the process, Detective?

[trenchdoting]

I sure am, sir! Wouldn't it be great if all three of us lived together? You could have my bed, and I'll sleep on the couch, or the floor. I could even make a little nest out of some of the clothes I have on the floor!

As for the Moon Knights stuff, it was pretty tough. Like studying for a big test! Because there's this big test that you have to study for. There's a written part and a physical part, and there's a whole handbook that you pretty much have to memorize! But hey, you're perfect at this kinda thing, so I'm sure it'll be no challenge for you!

[bratworth]

That is quite unnecessary, Detective.

( He'd even suggest getting a larger apartment to the man, if he wasn't worried it might give him the wrong idea. )

I must confess, it is the physical testing that I am most concerned about.

[trenchdoting]

Nonsense! It's all stuff that I'd gladly do for you, Boss!

Physical training, huh? But you always seem so fit! But hey, if it'll help you, we can work out together! I'll make sure you're in tip-top shape to take the exam!

[bratworth]

That does still not change the fact that it is unnecessary.

I would appreciate a 'gym buddy', as they are known.

[trenchdoting]

It doesn't matter if it's unnecessary. It's all for the sake of you, Mr. Edgeworth! : D

Even more than a gym buddy, we'll be gym pals!! OMG, I'm so excited sir!

[bratworth]

( He's just... going to let that one slide. )

Does the morning or the evening work better for you?

[trenchdoting]

The morning, sir! That's the prime workout time, and the best way to wake yourself up!!

[bratworth]

All right. How many times a week would you recommend going?

[trenchdoting]

At least three or four days, sir! That'll help to spread things out and keep things consistent!

[bratworth]

That sounds like a reasonable idea.

( Did Edgeworth just say that Gumshoe had a good idea?! )

Let me know your schedule and we'll work out some times from there.

[trenchdoting]

[He's so excited!!]

Sure thing, sir!! I'll send my schedule to you right away!