[ He's actually scrunching up his nose a bit in confusion at the list America rattles off. ]

It sounds like one Keith Urban CD away from a fuck yeah starter pack. How bizarre.

[ He would sigh but he doesn't want to ruin the sunny optimism brought on by the mention of fire. It's meant for kitchen use but a torch is a torch. The portability makes it dangerous... He has to consider. ]

Inside???? [ UM. ] I mean... why not. What harm will it bring? That's to say, if you burn what little belongings I have I will be quite upset...

[ he might be muttering about famous last words right after but shhh ]