001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

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this is a shitpost

[nodus]

glory liked your post.

[herocomplex]

thx pal!!! i ♡ you too
butt also
this doesn't tell me where denny's is so i kind of unlike ur like
is that possible??? ok cool

i found an unused coupon with all of my other shit and like
goddamn a grandslammer is sounding hella good right about now

[nodus]

I don't think this place has a Denny's. You might be out of luck.

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[amant]

[ RING RING MOTHERFUCKER. UNCLE FRANCE COMING ATCHA. ]

Have you hit your head?!?!

PROBED IN THE ASS? YET?!

[ He takes a deep breath in and slowly releases it after counting to ten. ]

I cannot believe that I am saying this, but perhaps you should show some restraint in what you put out to the general public.

[herocomplex]

Wooaaaah, dude. Chill the fuck out!! It's a simple question.
I mean, with all these aliens, I'm just asking!! It's okay if it happened to you, buddy! I just wanna know how it all went.. for science reasons!

On that note, I wonder if any of them have laid eggs in anyone's stomach...

[amant]

[ France is used to America being weird. America is used to France being weird. ALL IS NORMAL HERE ]

We're technically the aliens here, don't you think? We did come to their planet.

If anything, you should be asking if any of the so-called Moonblessed have probed any of the locals yet. Please... resist the urge.

[ Hmmmmmmmmmm... ]

I have been more hungry than usual... Interesting.

[ Don't encourage him, France. ]

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[erranthero]

1. Force no, why would I be?
2. Who the fuck is the Denny?

[herocomplex]

1. idk cuz aliens do that i guess lmfao
2. the denny is a god don't fuck with denny ok

i also have a voucher for free food so like
that'd be great if i could find it cause im starving
like i could be dying im so hungry

[erranthero]

1. No they don't, unless they're perverts. A scanner is way more efficient.
2. God of what? I've met like 4 of them this week.

if you're hungry, find someone to hold hands with and hit a street vendor.

[schwarzen]

[ Normally, Siegfried wouldn't even entertain such questions, but something about the Cordis influence means he's more... amenable and curious. ]

1. Probed? Why do you ask that in a way that it sounds inevitable?

2. I haven't met anyone named Denny, but if I do, I'll be sure to let you know. Is he a friend from your home?

[herocomplex]

1. yup!!! cuz that's what aliens do... or impregnate u... or like.. suck ur brain out thru a bendy straw maybe???
2. denny'S not just 1 denny.. DENNY'S... it's a restaurant butt sure yeah it can be my best friend too!!

[schwarzen]

1. Did you not say that your own friend was an alien? Does he do that sort of thing?

2. I see. What kind of food do they serve?

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[freshtilapia]

I don’t know what a Denny’s is, but as for your first question... it depends on your definition of being probed.

[herocomplex]

why are all of u ppl so lame
nobody knows denny's??? denny is the man.. the grandslam man!! the lord and savior of midnight cravings..

idk
like what aliens do
with ur butt
like in the movies

what else would i mean

_{[ sorry.. ]}

[freshtilapia]

I still don't get what a Denny's is.

Someone's asked me once if I was alien. But I think I've had others probe my butt more than I've done with theirs.

[codecmoment]

1. Nobody has bought me dinner yet.
2. Get drunk and the Denny's will find you.

[herocomplex]

alright sounds easy!!!
you wanna treat me to that, buddy?? :)

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[codecmoment]

No, since I have a partner and you're a stranger. This reads like a post from r/tinder.

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[trenchdoting]

Wh-what the heck, pal?! What kinda questions are those? Why would they even make a Denny's in space??

[herocomplex]

Why not make a Denny's in space? Seems to be the perfect place for this.

[trenchdoting]

I guess it'd fit in with how weird this place is... But I wouldn't even think about it if you didn't bring it up! What even makes it so special anyway, pal?!

[ciao]

wow you look great like that america!

i haven't been probed no
is that something i have to worry about???

havent seen a denny's
but i coudl make you breakfast sometime if you want
(.❛ ᴗ ❛.)৩

[herocomplex]

haha thx man i didn't cry like a baby when i got them or anything m okay... its great to see u here!!

totally! watch ur ass ok!!! or have ludwig watch ur ass... for u... lololol

oh dude seriously??? like.. gelato kind of breakfast??

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[hasitsthorns]

1. I have not.
2. I don't know, that's a damn good question. If you find out, let me know.

[herocomplex]

DAMN these are pretty useless aliens tbqh... jesus..
yeah??? do u like denny's too???