001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

Comments

[erranthero]

1. I had a full body scan when I arrived. Nobody's checked out my ass specifically yet, which is unfortunate.
2. So it's a chain restaurant?

I don't think you'll find it on this planet. I haven't seen a Biscuit Baron either, and they're on every inhabited world I've visited that wasn't under occupation.

[herocomplex]

why
is ur butt hot or something

YEAH IT IS the best one.. well almost best one

LAME
ok but is it possible to sue an entire planet???

[erranthero]

I'm pretty fit, so maybe. ;)

And I don't think so.
I guess you could try to sue the central government though.

[herocomplex]

uuuuhHH ok sure
how fit tho
like 8 pack fit????


haha nice
dw i'm already on it!!
i'll solve this denny's mystery soon enough or sue the pants off this place!
i'm good at stuff like this tbh

[erranthero]

If you mean abdominals? Yes.
I do have that.

And good luck.
Tell me if you find one.
I haven't had earth food before.

[herocomplex]

dude
dudette
pics or it didn’t happen

and ya no worries im gonna work on it!!
ill open up my own one here 😘
u can eat all the awesome earth food u want!

[erranthero]

Sure. I can do that.

1/2

[herocomplex]

_{[ Shit, what. She might even have him beat. ]}

[herocomplex]

so yeah
u and i should totally hang out sometime
just saying!!!!!

_{[ Tactless, but also... buff girls are so hot. ]}

[erranthero]

[He asked, and she doesn't have a lot of shame.]

Yeah?
I'm not against the idea.

But isn't it polite to send back a picture?

[herocomplex]

oh
uhhhhhhhhhh

a picture?? of me???? u want one??

[erranthero]

Heck yeah, hit me.

[herocomplex]

ok!!! well here's the most recent pic of me



_{[ something... wholesome and not a dick pic??? ]}

[erranthero]

[TBF, she might Force-Choke his chicken if he sent her a dick pic]

Nice! What even is that? It looks great.

[herocomplex]

curry
i think???? i mean its food and maybe not my typical kinda food butt

_{[ He doesn't need to eat to survive, but feeling hungry was absolute torment. ]}

reminds me of my buddy's food
he's japanese
like
as japan-japanese as they are

the epitome of japan

_{[ Literally. ]}

[erranthero]

Japan I've heard of.
No idea what it's like though.

Remember, I'm not from Earth.

[herocomplex]

so ur an alien??
that's great!!! i've already made contact but i could always use some cool alien buddies

[erranthero]

I'm human. I'm just not from Earth.
Technically I'm an alien in the legal sense.

[herocomplex]

oh okay
cuz i was like
DAAAAAMN what planet are you from if ur all ripped like that
i mean i guess i could still ask that
but it's less exciting if ur just a human

so
what
planet r u from then??

[erranthero]

Aquilaris.
And sorry to disappoint, being merely human.

[herocomplex]

idk if i have heard of that
butt also it’s ok!! humans are usually really cool too

[erranthero]

Yeah. Humans are cool.

Are you not human?

[herocomplex]

ppffffft i mean
yeaaaaah i guess??
im kind of a special human
or something

god my existence is weird

[erranthero]

A special human...?

Elaborate?

[herocomplex]

wwwweeelllll i mean
it's not too interesting just
super strength and immortality....

yeah :)
it's *kinda* cool i guess