001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

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<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

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this is a shitpost

[nodus]

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[amant]

[ RING RING MOTHERFUCKER. UNCLE FRANCE COMING ATCHA. ]

Have you hit your head?!?!

PROBED IN THE ASS? YET?!

[ He takes a deep breath in and slowly releases it after counting to ten. ]

I cannot believe that I am saying this, but perhaps you should show some restraint in what you put out to the general public.

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[erranthero]

1. Force no, why would I be?
2. Who the fuck is the Denny?

[schwarzen]

[ Normally, Siegfried wouldn't even entertain such questions, but something about the Cordis influence means he's more... amenable and curious. ]

1. Probed? Why do you ask that in a way that it sounds inevitable?

2. I haven't met anyone named Denny, but if I do, I'll be sure to let you know. Is he a friend from your home?

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[freshtilapia]

I don’t know what a Denny’s is, but as for your first question... it depends on your definition of being probed.

[codecmoment]

1. Nobody has bought me dinner yet.
2. Get drunk and the Denny's will find you.

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[trenchdoting]

Wh-what the heck, pal?! What kinda questions are those? Why would they even make a Denny's in space??

[ciao]

wow you look great like that america!

i haven't been probed no
is that something i have to worry about???

havent seen a denny's
but i coudl make you breakfast sometime if you want
(.❛ ᴗ ❛.)৩

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[hasitsthorns]

1. I have not.
2. I don't know, that's a damn good question. If you find out, let me know.