001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

Comments

[herocomplex]

_{[ Don't give him ideas, Siegfried. ]}

omg.. i could totally make it my own too!
A MCDENNY'S!!! THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

[schwarzen]

Yes, that's the spirit. I'm sure others would appreciate being exposed to the things you love about it the most. I have to admit that I'm curious now.

MC?

[herocomplex]

YEAH??? u think my idea is great??? i mean.. of course it is!!! butt sometimes its nice to get validation u know what i mean man???

hey u wanna help me out w it i could totally use some back up on this one

MC STANDS FOR MY RIGHT HAND MAN, MCDONALD'S!!! the BEST place to eat!!

that icon is so cute it almost made me less mad about my reply

[schwarzen]

Well, I definitely think that if you're going to invest a lot of time and energy into any job, it should be something you're passionate about. And clearly you're passionate about this Denny's restaurant.

Hm. Sure, I don't see why not. I could assist with odd tasks here and there, so long as you give me direction. I have a little bit of experience working in a cafe now, so hopefully I can be helpful.

[ this is how easily he's roped in when someone asks for help.. stares at hands. ]

Really? The crown doesn't go to Denny's?

he can be cute which is AWFUL causehe's gross otherwise

[herocomplex]

don't worry dudebro!!!
im GREAT at ordering people around!!!!! it's what i do best u know i do it a lot for my job back home!!!

tho ig i'll have to start making money for this huh
don't we have to like
hug a whole lot to get good money here???
hahaha sooo weird

everyone should go to denny's it's the best ok im gonna make bank profit

what if we made it a moonlacing denny's like

mc-moonlace-denny's
great place to eat and cuddle upstairs

[schwarzen]

Just tell me what you'd like me to do, then.

That's right, you will need some starter capital. I don't mind
helping out money-wise, either. Maybe you can convince a few friends to help out with an investment, too.

You're right again, the most efficient way to make Chroma is through physical contact. It's unfortunate, but you shouldn't do anything you're uncomfortable with. Your restaurant could be a longterm goal, as much as we'd like to think we won't be here for long.

MC-moonlace-denny's sounds... ambitious.

[herocomplex]

LMAO GREAT!!!
u can start by getting ur ass over here and giving me a hug!!!

so yeah i have a BUNCH of friends??? butt the only one who made it here is tony
im sure he won’t mind helping he’s my bff

SOUNDS AMBITIOUS JUST LIKE ME!! IM DOINNG IT!!
dude I’m so cool I thought of this

[schwarzen]

... Really? I don't mind, it's just a bit sudden.

Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're reunited with your friends soon.

[herocomplex]

well yeah butt getting abducted and ending up on an alien planet is also pretty sudden!!
nah man im good.. besides ill get to see u, my new friend!! 😘

[schwarzen]

That's true. Very well. Where should I find you?

[herocomplex]

idkkkkkkk
how about just coming over to my place

also i guess if u do that we can like
REALLY hug and shit
get some $$$ and it won't be embarrassing in public

u feel me bro
are u down to HUG

im also in my jammies i don't feel like putting on actual clothes
u get me man??

[schwarzen]

Sure. Send me your address, and I should be able to locate it.

Oh, I see. You're exploiting the system for chroma. Well, I don't have anything particularly important to do, [ said with only a tiny bit of bitterness. a knight wihout a kingdom to serve makes for a lot more free time, which in his opinion, isn't a good thing. ] so that's fine with me.

Don't trouble yourself. You're in your home, after all.