001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

Comments

[schwarzen]

... Really? I don't mind, it's just a bit sudden.

Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're reunited with your friends soon.

[herocomplex]

well yeah butt getting abducted and ending up on an alien planet is also pretty sudden!!
nah man im good.. besides ill get to see u, my new friend!! 😘

[schwarzen]

That's true. Very well. Where should I find you?

[herocomplex]

idkkkkkkk
how about just coming over to my place

also i guess if u do that we can like
REALLY hug and shit
get some $$$ and it won't be embarrassing in public

u feel me bro
are u down to HUG

im also in my jammies i don't feel like putting on actual clothes
u get me man??

[schwarzen]

Sure. Send me your address, and I should be able to locate it.

Oh, I see. You're exploiting the system for chroma. Well, I don't have anything particularly important to do, [ said with only a tiny bit of bitterness. a knight wihout a kingdom to serve makes for a lot more free time, which in his opinion, isn't a good thing. ] so that's fine with me.

Don't trouble yourself. You're in your home, after all.