001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

Comments

[ciao]

have we???

it really doesn't??
i thought i've used it for that
was it a dream

i can help you fix it
tho i'm sure youre pretty handy
the industrial revolution was just as big for you as it was for me

[herocomplex]

dude
i can fix ANYTHING

besides my outstanding debt

but anyway
yeah it would be fun to chill with u sometime
you're like the only european that can cook DECENT

[ciao]

i believe in you
!!!

wow thats the nicest thing
france is always saying how my food isnt as good as his

[herocomplex]

pfft uh DUH no brainer man
who wouldn't want to eat your yummy pizza over his honhonhon croissants anyway?
don't even get me started on escargot

like

the fuck

what smart ass decided to eat a snail and thought it was ok??

[ciao]

lololol
ill make sure to make you pizza
and carbonara whenever you'd like


oh man sorry about that
grandpa was actually the one that started the snail thing
he really loved them
theyre like okay sometimes

but its def not for everyone

1/2

[herocomplex]

[herocomplex]

ok man im gonna say something and i hope u don't get rly offended
butt also like
ur grandpa was weird af

sorry man its just the truth

[ciao]

thats fair
grandpa came from a differnt time

i hope this doesn't affect our friendship

[herocomplex]

no way dude ofc not!!!! ur way cooler than ur grandpa!!
just stuff i've read about him i just think

woah
folks were weird back then!!

u think we're pretty good friends tho???

_{[ He's a little surprised. ]}

[ciao]

they didn't have tv
i think that makes a big impact anymore


yeah i like to think we get along well
especially since a lot of the others have a hard time keeping up with me sometimes
i feel like we have more of an understanding

[herocomplex]

holy fuck
ur totes right
i guess that makes sense!!!

if i didn't have a tv i guess i'd go out and just eat weird shit like snails off the ground too

aw man that's so nice!!
tho lbr sometimes i have no idea what ur talking about but
it's cool!!

i also know sometimes u get scared and wanna run away butt always know
i'll always be happy to save u!!
cuz that's what heroes do ★

[ciao]

see? are't we lucky to b living ina modern era??
its a lot more relaxing than it used to be

i think that happens because we're so different too
but they're good differences

thank you that means a lot
i don't think ive ever had someone actually say that since like
prussia and germany
so it really means a lot
i will try my best to offer you mysupport too

[herocomplex]

no problemo, buddy!!
like i know ur useless most of the time but also like
u make a shit ton of good food
and i like ur art sometimes

so yeah i think our bosses just never really gave us
a chance to get super close

time to change that!! ;)

[ciao]

thank you for your
full honesty

i'll do my best to not let you down

[herocomplex]

it’s chill
if u fuck up just make me some food and it’ll be ok

[ciao]

sure sure