001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

Comments

[ciao]

see? are't we lucky to b living ina modern era??
its a lot more relaxing than it used to be

i think that happens because we're so different too
but they're good differences

thank you that means a lot
i don't think ive ever had someone actually say that since like
prussia and germany
so it really means a lot
i will try my best to offer you mysupport too

[herocomplex]

no problemo, buddy!!
like i know ur useless most of the time but also like
u make a shit ton of good food
and i like ur art sometimes

so yeah i think our bosses just never really gave us
a chance to get super close

time to change that!! ;)

[ciao]

thank you for your
full honesty

i'll do my best to not let you down

[herocomplex]

it’s chill
if u fuck up just make me some food and it’ll be ok

[ciao]

sure sure