001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

Comments

[hasitsthorns]

wow don't kinkshame the aliens
I think it's awesome they're loud and proud abt their love of tentacles

heck yea
there's gotta be some equivalent
maybe we could build one? show these people what they're missing

[herocomplex]

uhhhhhhhhhhh sure butt honestly tentacles are weird

OKAY AWESOME so it's settled!!
you can do all the hard work establishing it and i'll be the one who profits from it cause it was my idea!! sounds great??

[hasitsthorns]

haha butt

as long as I get free breakfast for eternity, I'm down with that

[herocomplex]

whoa what
seriously?? just like that??