001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

Comments

[nodus]

[ ye xiu thinks about it for a second, and then - ]

It's pretty popular here! They have a tournament coming up, for a game called League Match Action Online. It's a MOBA so it requires a lot of teamwork, but it's fun to play.

You should try it sometime.

[herocomplex]

Would I get a chance to totally obliterate your ass?

_{[ is this hussy talking about sex or the videogame??? you decide.. ]}

[nodus]

Probably not. I'm pretty good at it.

[ he's definitely talking about the video game. ]

[herocomplex]

You wanna go, bro!?

_{[ he's...... still not sure what he's talking about, this stupid hussy. ]}

[nodus]

[ ye xiu has no idea what they're talking about either, but he's going along with it anyway. maybe somewhere down the line they'll figure it out. or maybe they won't, and that's fine too. ]

I wouldn't go easy on you, and then you'd regret it.

[ a promise, not a threat. ]

But we're getting off-track. Do you think you know enough about the app?