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prismatica2019-04-09 09:44 pm
herocomplex) wrote in prismatica2019-04-09 09:44 pm
001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th
[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.
Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]
HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!
1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?
Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!
[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]
Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]
HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!
1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?
Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!
[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]
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1. Probed? Why do you ask that in a way that it sounds inevitable?
2. I haven't met anyone named Denny, but if I do, I'll be sure to let you know. Is he a friend from your home?
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2. denny'S not just 1 denny.. DENNY'S... it's a restaurant butt sure yeah it can be my best friend too!!
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2. I see. What kind of food do they serve?
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and no ofc not!! cause he's my friend!! idk about these guys tho.. i can't help butt feel like.. maybe we're being duped.. u know???
they serve denny food. duh
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2. I understand now. Truthfully, I wouldn't count your theory out. It seems like the locals themselves don't have anymore control over their moonblessings than we do, but experience has taught me to expect the worst from a society willing to kidnap you from your own home.
3. Denny food? Is that the name of your country or people?
1/2
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man i wish that's how it is butt it isn't... unfortunately :(
welcum to dennyland
haha shit i love it
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[ Really, truly, under normal circumstances, he would have stopped, but whatever has hold of him is making him more prone to mischief. ]
2. I'm willing to assist, but have yet to gather any good leads on where to begin. Have you?
3. I see. I'm sorry you're deprived of the food you miss so much. Lately, my appetite has been more demanding than usual, so I understand the desire for good food. Perhaps someone skilled at cooking can help recreate your favorites.
1/2
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it's the whole denny's experience that i want so so badly!!
[ one would think this Denny's thing is the key to his happiness.. which right now, that might be true. ]
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What's your favorite aspect of the experience?
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getting a fucking signature slam in a bright and happy place
knowing it's always there whenever i want it
never gonna give me up
never gonna let me down
never gonna run around and desert me
except maybe right now
it's not just "no denny's"
it's true betrayal
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There's nothing preventing you from opening one here.
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omg.. i could totally make it my own too!
A MCDENNY'S!!! THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
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MC?
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hey u wanna help me out w it i could totally use some back up on this one
MC STANDS FOR MY RIGHT HAND MAN, MCDONALD'S!!! the BEST place to eat!!
that icon is so cute it almost made me less mad about my reply
Hm. Sure, I don't see why not. I could assist with odd tasks here and there, so long as you give me direction. I have a little bit of experience working in a cafe now, so hopefully I can be helpful.
[ this is how easily he's roped in when someone asks for help.. stares at hands. ]
Really? The crown doesn't go to Denny's?
he can be cute which is AWFUL causehe's gross otherwise
im GREAT at ordering people around!!!!! it's what i do best u know i do it a lot for my job back home!!!
tho ig i'll have to start making money for this huh
don't we have to like
hug a whole lot to get good money here???
hahaha sooo weird
everyone should go to denny's it's the best ok im gonna make bank profit
what if we made it a moonlacing denny's like
mc-moonlace-denny's
great place to eat and cuddle upstairs
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That's right, you will need some starter capital. I don't mind
helping out money-wise, either. Maybe you can convince a few friends to help out with an investment, too.
You're right again, the most efficient way to make Chroma is through physical contact. It's unfortunate, but you shouldn't do anything you're uncomfortable with. Your restaurant could be a longterm goal, as much as we'd like to think we won't be here for long.
MC-moonlace-denny's sounds... ambitious.
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u can start by getting ur ass over here and giving me a hug!!!
so yeah i have a BUNCH of friends??? butt the only one who made it here is tony
im sure he won’t mind helping he’s my bff
SOUNDS AMBITIOUS JUST LIKE ME!! IM DOINNG IT!!
dude I’m so cool I thought of this
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Ah, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you're reunited with your friends soon.
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nah man im good.. besides ill get to see u, my new friend!! 😘
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how about just coming over to my place
also i guess if u do that we can like
REALLY hug and shit
get some $$$ and it won't be embarrassing in public
u feel me bro
are u down to HUG
im also in my jammies i don't feel like putting on actual clothes
u get me man??
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Oh, I see. You're exploiting the system for chroma. Well, I don't have anything particularly important to do, [ said with only a tiny bit of bitterness. a knight wihout a kingdom to serve makes for a lot more free time, which in his opinion, isn't a good thing. ] so that's fine with me.
Don't trouble yourself. You're in your home, after all.