001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

Comments

[freshtilapia]

I still don't get what a Denny's is.

Someone's asked me once if I was alien. But I think I've had others probe my butt more than I've done with theirs.

[herocomplex]

do i have to draw it out for u cuz i will man
i honestly cannot BEELIEVE nobody knows what denny's is here

whoa seriously like.. who..
who is probing butts here i gotta know

for science

[freshtilapia]

A picture could help, really.

As for that question about probing butts... I don't kiss and tell, darling.