AMERICA ★ Alfred F. Jones (
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prismatica2019-04-09 09:44 pm
001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th
[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.
Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]
HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!
1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?
Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!
[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]
Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]
HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!
1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?
Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!
[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]

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No.. I haven't.
But I haven't been able to find one of those either... and the fact I have this.. [ he holds up his unused voucher, lips curling into a small frown ] .. I don't know, since it came with my stuff I was hoping I could use it.
[ Look at that pitiful face. ]
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What is... is that a voucher?! What a strange thing to have. What else did you get from back home, if you don't mind me asking?
[ Listen, he'll get drunk and make some trashy food for you. Inebriation is the only way. ]
The variety was rather eclectic on my end. I don't know why I ended up with half of the things that I did. I got a blow torch... Could be useful...???
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[ A pause. ]
A blow torch? Holy fuck, can I see it?!
[ NOPE. And just like that, the pouty face is gone. ]
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It sounds like one Keith Urban CD away from a fuck yeah starter pack. How bizarre.
[ He would sigh but he doesn't want to ruin the sunny optimism brought on by the mention of fire. It's meant for kitchen use but a torch is a torch. The portability makes it dangerous... He has to consider. ]
Inside???? [ UM. ] I mean... why not. What harm will it bring? That's to say, if you burn what little belongings I have I will be quite upset...
[ he might be muttering about famous last words right after but shhh ]
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[ And without missing a beat: ]
Dude, really? You'll let me? I'm coming over right now!!
[ Do you hear that door slam? And those feet running down the hallway? And now, there's banging on France's door. ]
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He shows a particular spryness in how he goes to answer the door before the younger nation's enthusiastic knocking gets the both of them kicked out of this place, tugging it open and sidestepping to avoid the very real possibility that America would continue to pound even without the door being there. Sure, he tries to smile in confidence but there is certain disaster looming in the corners of his conscious. ]
It isn't a flamethrower, America before you get your hopes up... [ Resigned, he stepped back and let the door open further to usher him inside. Regert. So much regert. ] I use this for cooking. It's in the kitchen.
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You cook with a flamethrower? [ but he just said-- ] Oh, man, sick. I didn't know you were hardcore with your cooking! That makes you like.. 1% cooler!
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The question catches him off and he has to chuckle, distancing himself by going into the kitchen(ette sobbing) to fetch the torch. An eyebrow quirks and he smiles over at the younger blond. ]
Only 1% See if I make you a Baked Alaska.
[ WHAT CHEEK. Carefully setting it aside, he shrugged. ]
It's good for achieving a certain depth of flavor in some meals. You see, the purpose of it is to react to the sugars in the food, not burn it within an inch of its life. I imagine you get some mixed signals.
[ His fingers tap anxiously as he tries to process some rather troubling... troubling thoughts that seem to be brought on by that scent. It definitely reminds him of America as much as that worn bomber jacket. Breathing deeply doesn't help, so perhaps distracting would do good. ]
I'm starving. Do you want to have lunch with me? I don't mind the company...
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America has been insanely strong since he was a small boy, so when he grips France by his shirt and tugs, there really is no resisting, though his hands fly up to grab the younger nation's arms while he sputters in French -- which is a lesser extreme of crying in French. He can't be blamed for how his pulse picks up to a bright staccato when the blond rather boldly shoves his face against his collar. The experience garnered confusing results. He's aroused and indignant (Austria would tell him to step off his brand), giving America a rather blank stare when he has to open his mouth. ]
I'm not wearing cologne for once. I just wanted to relax today! You, however... You smell --- [ Insert a moment's pause where his eyes drift a little south. Cursing, he tried to gently pry America's fingers from his poor abused collar. ] kind of like you rolled around in a field?
[ why is he still holding on to America again? he swore off chocolate fountains after the festival! ]
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Even worse, he was too prideful to consult with anyone he really knew about what was happening for comfort.. but he won't talk about how much he cried about this.
Nevertheless, he stays closer to the other nation, taking in his scent in a much more animal-like nature, rubbing the side of his face all the way up France's neck until their noses touch. When he opens his eyes, he looks.. intoxicated to say the least. ]
Ooo-kay, well.
[ He takes a singular step back, swatting at France's hands if they're still gripped on him. ]
I think-- you seriously need to stop that.
[ Whatever that is. Smelling good? That's what he means. ]
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There's nothing like a lungful of pheromones to remind France that America is definitely not a cherub-faced colony. He's also not the young teen that he supported for liberty. There isn't a great deal of innocent intent behind his stare when he pulls away from France; he looks dazed off of gross French fumes.
Some of the urge to react in a huffy manner is forgotten while he tries to make sense of America's demands. Really, one step back hardly puts any distance between them at all, but he does release his hold at the slaps, brow furrowing at the sharp sting that blossoms over the backs. ]
America, you grabbed me first...
[ Excuse him while he goes to slam his dick in a door. Or at least, heavily contemplates it. Instead, his gross, autopilot hands go to stroke America's temporarily gained fox ears. ]
Ah! They're so...cute! They fit you.
[ Unintended puns and flirting, go. ]
Have you touched them? They feel like silk.
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The sound he makes is a squeak, but he can't help but allow France to caress him because it does feel nice, but after a few seconds, he stammers out: ]
D-Dude..!
[ Oh, he's batting at those hands again and this time taking a few other steps backwards. ]
Just--! I don't know!! Go cook something!!
[ He's mad he likes it. ]
that icon is suspicious.
I apologize... I don't know what came over me. Why don't you go sit on the couch and I'll make us lunch?
[ LIKE HE OFFERED TO BEFORE YOU HAD TO GRAB HIM, AMERICA! ]
I could always pretend that I am a line cook and make you pancakes, but it's a bit late in the day...
[ He tears his eyes off of the blond to open his refrigerator, peering inside. Honestly, it's a good place to take a few nice, deep 'don't fuck your ally who is significantly younger and packed enough baggage to tour the planet' breaths. Oof. ]
Or we could just order take out because I've been a bit tense lately and stayed inside the past few days and don't have much that I think you would enjoy. I really should probably fix that...
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I mean, sure, they got along rather well enough, but it's just a little weird when France as just a kid and he was a baby.
And yet, he doesn't seem to be looking away. It's very obvious he is.. observing. His ears fall flat against his scalp at the conclusion, though, and he pushes himself up on the couch so he's more visible. ]
The fuck?! Why not!?
[ Weren't you just complaining about his cooking earlier? ]
Pancakes are just fine! Don't you make crepes or something too?!
[ Seems like he's getting some drive out of ordering France around-- indulging in the fact that somebody would put so much effort into something especially for him sounds more pleasing than just ordering something now. ]
You're France! All you do is cook and go on strikes! Why don't you have anything here?
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The abrupt response makes him straighten and shoot the younger nation a confused look, complete with a nose scrunch. Clearly, he hadn't expected such a strong reaction from the American. ]
Excuse me? I didn't think you of all people would be offended with ordering in. How many pizzas have you made me eat? What was it? Papa John's? [ He makes a face and clucks lightly, the urge to seduce his guest temporarily set aside. ] I would hate to be that man's child!
[ The set of his lips doesn't necessarily loosen but he does open the cabinet that had his beloved baking ingredients. As he is France, it is a rather organized process. Flour fears the idea of spraying everywhere under the nation's critical eye. He feels like he owes the blond an answer but it doesn't come sans sass. ]
I do many things, America. It's true that I spend a great deal of time in the kitchen but... I don't know. These moon blessings have strange consequences. [ He can see the fox ears out of his peripheral and shrugs, dividing his ingredients as he talks. ] I may have gotten short with a complete stranger and was later informed that while you are only given one moon that there are some residual mood swings tied to the other two you may experience.
So. I stayed in...
[ Huffing, he takes a pause and gets the first crepe out of the way. Always ugly. ]
I must say that I'm mildly curious to see what happens the next time around. It's a relief that it is only temporary. Did you know that?
[ France only approaches the couch when he's armed with two plates filled with savory crepes. It as a creative (which is the polite term for 'cobbled and rustic') blend of ham and cheese. This is more of a distraction, in truth, but he'll make sure to be better prepared for any future visits. If that happens. For the boy's sake, he settles beside him with a cushion's worth of personal space. ]
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He doesn't respond to the string of words that France gives him, but he does respond to the question. He whirls around to sit properly when the plate is delivered to him and hesitates no longer to dig in. Before his mouth is completely full, though, he does answer: ]
Mm! Yeah! My bro Klaus said it would be temporary, so whatever, I'm cute like this so it doesn't bother me anymore.
[ He seems a lot less mad in such a small amount of time. ]
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Although he'd been flirting with Klaus -- which France also chooses not to speak of. ]
Well, I'm glad that someone informed you. I'm sure that it was quite alarming even if the ears are quite charming in their own way...
[ Even now his fingers itch to stroke them. If he was being honest it didn't just stop at the ears. He busies himself with cutting into his own crepes, stubbornly eating them. He then mourns that he barely notices the taste because he's too focused on how disarmingly cute he finds the younger nation beside him. Was a couch cushion really enough space. Swallowing, he rolled his shoulders and tried to glance at ANYTHING else.
God, he needed to redecorate...]
How are they? Did you want anything else?
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[ It doesn't take him very long to devour the pile of crepes he was given. He's always had quite the appetite, but he's finding himself especially hungry during this phase of the moon. It should be a compliment that he eats them wordlessly without complaint-- France probably hears some pleased sounds rumbling from him too.
Just when France asks that question, America presents him with an empty plate. He taps his fork on the empty plate in a more demanding manner much like he was a few minutes ago. ]
Yeah! Make me some more! Maybe some sweet ones.. throw some Nutella on that bitch!
[ There's a brief pause, and then, something very surprising comes out of his mouth. ]
Please?
[ There's remnants of the once-crepes on the corner of his mouth, but he seems almost pleading in the eyes about this. ]
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It's not until America hands over his own empty dinnerware that he looks down, an eyebrow and unspoken question obviously very present on his mind. What the fuck? only you know, eloquent. And French! ]
It seems as if we are both going to need some more. I really don't know why I am so hungry; it has got to be C---
[ France's attention drifts to America's face, with those big, pleading eyes and the morsel of food clinging for dear life, probably praying to get past those lips. Never has the Frenchman identified with a crumb so hard. Clearing his throat, suddenly a bit too warm, he leans in. He manages to stop himself before his fingertips graze the boy's skin, remembering how shy he'd been when he'd gone in to touch his ears.
Ears or lips; which flusters America more?
Quickly, he just...waves a finger at the corner of the nation's mouth as if that would explain Everything. ]
You've got a little something just... there. The corner. Of your mouth that is.
[ Guess who is pushing himself off of the couch, trying to excuse himself to help both of them out. He does manage to reassure America that there will be more crepes soon from over his shoulder but. You know. ]
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He's speechless.. for probably once in his life.
France gets up out of his seat and hurries to the kitchen, and if France dares to look over at him, he'll see him return to his previous position, peering over the sofa once more, ears drawing flat as pink rises to his cheeks. He's watching France, and not aware of how obvious it is.
Strangely, he doesn't seem mad that he was touched so intimately by the other nation. ]
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He's halfway through making another round of crepe batter when he finally acknowledges the fact that he's felt America's stare this entire time, tipping his head slightly to the side to give him a sidelong stare. ]
Were you thirsty, too?
[ Yes, he sees you. ]
Despite my talents in providing service to people, I don't think I can balance plates and glasses.
[ That's a bold-ass lie. ]
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Whatever he says, it goes out his ears. ]
I'm sorry, what? Were you doing the speaking thingy?
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The body language, however, does a good job at setting off a few warning lights in his mind. How many times has he casually sprawled across a couch in an effort to present himself in the most appealing manner for whichever poor soul had fallen into his affections? The older nation was hardly shy. There's something about how intently he's watching and how distracted he is that makes him feel... hot.
Again with the manners! His hand resumes its whisking while he turns a bit to face the younger nation, the lines in his brow unique to whenever he's only mildly frustrated. It's not the blond's fault... at least, that's what he keeps telling himself. ]
Are you thirsty? These are going to be sweet so you might need a drink.
[ He tips his head a bit to beckon him over. ]
Come here and help me out a little.
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