001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

Comments

[nodus]

I don't think this place has a Denny's. You might be out of luck.

1/2

[herocomplex]

_{[ gasp. ]}

[herocomplex]

bro..........
i unlike ur like

why u gotta come in here and be a dick

_{[ it's the truth though, America. ]}

[nodus]

How does that work? I'm just telling the truth.

[herocomplex]

have u checked out this place ENTIRELY mister denny know it all???
sometimes denny's can be sneaky.. hiding down alleyways... sometimes a combination gas station denny combo...

dude don't go breaking my heart like this

[nodus]

I studied this place pretty extensively, yeah. But you never know - maybe I missed it.

Ever checked out Prismaps and asked it if there was a Denny's near you?

[herocomplex]

i can do that?
_{[ Someone doesn't pay attention.. at all. ]}

[nodus]

Sure. You haven't been using it at all?

[herocomplex]

hey!!! you make it sound like everybody's doing it.. it's not really that big of a deal.. is it???
_{[ Avoiding the question! ]}

[nodus]

I dunno! Probably not, bit it's a useful app. It's basically Google Maps.

[herocomplex]

ok butt
i know i can 1000000% figure out things on my own but

how about u show it to me sometime huh??
and we can hang out!!
i'm sure you'd really love me!! ;D

[nodus]

Sure? I don't mind. I think we live near each other anyway, don't we?

Just tell me when you're free. 👌

[herocomplex]

u don't even know
i'm ALWAYS free 🇺🇸

_{[ you just had to say it like that.. ]}

[nodus]

So right now is fine? Where do you want to meet up?

[herocomplex]

beats me dude
u could maybe come over to my place?????

hey are you into hugging and shit maybe we can do that and u know
get some $$$

_{[ How forward. ]}

[nodus]

Sure, I'll drop by.

And I don't mind hugging. I need the extra chroma for smokes anyway.

[ time to show up at america's place, ready for cuddles!! and uh, teach him how to use prismapps. ]

[herocomplex]

kk!!!
my address is here!!

_{[ wow they live in the same apartment complex how about that.. ]}

smokings bad for u
but i ain't ur mama

[nodus]

See you soon.

[ he won't mention anything about the smoking comment. smoking is a habit he'll die with, sorry to say.

being in the same apartment at least makes it easy. all he has to deal with is a quick elevator ride (because he's lazy) and then he's right up and knocking at america's door.

special delivery. you have one gamer boy waiting to be let into your apartment. ]

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ The door flings open and behold, he's also a lazy gamer guy but he represents the United States, so I mean. They'll get along great.

Typically, he'd go straight for a high five, but since he's low on cash, his arms fling open and he goes right in for a hug like he's known him his whole life. He even bends his knees slightly and leans back, taking him off the ground. ]</sub>

Sup, new friend dude!! Are you ready for a totes no-homo cuddle par-tay, my man?!

_{[ Did he forget about the whole Prisma app thing? ]}

[nodus]

[ you know, when ye xiu came here, he already knew they were going to hug, maybe cuddle and snuggle a little since that's what they talked about, but the way he's greeted right off the bat is just. maybe a bit too much. it's definitely too extra when he feels lifted right off the ground. his only saving grace is the fact that he only reacts with a surprised oh -

nothing else, really. but man. what a way to say hello. ]

Uh... sure? I thought I'm here to show you how to use the app?

[ he doesn't really care either way, but. he's going to remind him anyway. ]

[herocomplex]

Hahaha!

_{[ His chest rumbles with such an irritating laughter, but he sets Ye Xiu down safely, rubbing his index finger under his nose. ]}

Oooooh, yeaaaah, we can do that. I mean, whatevs you want, brah. We can get all tech savvy up here in my grill, yo. Hey, come on in!

_{[ He steps aside, beckoning his guest inside. ]}

[nodus]

[ his grill...

ye xiu has dealt with personalities like this one, but man. it's pretty hard to keep a straight face when america keeps talking like that. thank god his feet are back on the floor though. he's reached his quota of getting picked up. ]

It's up to you. That was the main reason I came here, but I know you also wanted to hug for chroma.

[ two birds, one stone.

ye xiu comes in regardless, and makes his way to wherever the living room is so he can take over the couch. might as well get comfy! the guy gave him the go-ahead anyway. ]

[herocomplex]

.. Oh yeah! I mean, hug-s, plural, you know? Like, you're cool with that, right? We can snug like good ole pals and you can show me the app! That fine with you?

_{[ Don't worry, he's coming over to sit too, but pauses. Man.. he hasn't had a guest at his place in a long time. It was like this back home too. ]}

Uh.. I guess.. I offer you a drink?

[nodus]

Sure, sure. That's fine with me.

[ ye xiu has always been pretty easygoing, so if america wants hug-s (plural), then he's more than willing to give that. he already has his comm device out and ready, with the prismaps app pulled up. ]

And uh... green tea? If not, water is okay too.

[herocomplex]

Tea? You got it, pal! Hang on a moment.

_{[ America turns on his heel, whistling playfully as he goes by, heading towards the kitchenette. He doesn't get out a kettle. Instead, he opens his fridge and pulls out.. a pitcher, of iced, sweet, sweet tea.. completely southern style. He pours his guest a glass and brings it over, beaming cheerfully. It's nice to have company. ]}

Just like mama used to make it, hahahahaha!
_{[ Shut up, America. You didn't have a mom. So yeah. It's pretty obvious he doesn't listen much. He takes a seat, letting their shoulders mesh together on the sofa. ]}

So yeah. About that app?