001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

Comments

[herocomplex]

_{[ Eager to learn, definitely. Listening is always a weak point for him. He does seem attentive when Ye Xiu when he starts, nodding and humming through each direction. Somewhere in the middle of it, he seems to zone out and not listen, and that leads to him interrupting his guest for just a minute. ]}

Hey, sorry, can I ask you something really quick before you continue?

_{[ Yep. Nice and touching no homo shoulders. ]}

[nodus]

[ the no-homo touching continues like this, because ye xiu doesn't pull back even when america stops him. he tilts his head, raises an eyebrow, looking the part of a curious guy. ]

Oh? What's the question?

[herocomplex]

It has jack squat to do with what you're talking about. I just couldn't help but be curious. Sooo, where exactly are you from? Like.. universe-wise, time-wise.. all of them wises.

_{[ Strange. Typically he's talking more about himself than asking others about who they are. ]}

[nodus]

I'm from China. [ short and sweet. ] If you're asking what year it was, it's 2024 before I came here.

[ it's a simple question, so he has no reason to be suspicious... probably. ]

[herocomplex]

_{[ Instantly, he brightens up, stars practically shining in his eyes. ]}

You're from the future..!? I mean, that's not way ahead of me, but what's China like then? Is it a different China than the one I know?

_{[ He's really into this time travel slash universe travel shenanigans. ]}

Does the United States still owe a shit ton of money, or like, do they figure that out nice and easy? Hahaha.

[nodus]

I don't know. Which version of China do you know about? The one I know is... the same as it's always been. Nothing crazy. Glory is a popular game, and its eSports scene is still going strong.

[ you know, he still can't wrap his mind around the whole different timelines thing but he's trying. ]

And I don't really keep up with that stuff. Sorry.

[herocomplex]

I dunno. Normal China. The Chinese China. 2019 China.

_{[ Though. at the mention of eSports, he seems to perk up. ]}

Oh hey! You're into stuff like that? Me too! I don't have enough time for it cause I gotta do important shit.. political shit.. and yeah.

[nodus]

Then it's probably not that different from the China you know.

[ ye xiu is only making a guess, but that's all he can offer. ]

But yeah - I'm a professional player back home. Are you still too busy to do it even here?

[herocomplex]

Probs not. I don't have any paperwork or shitty boss to deal with, so yeah. I haven't really looked into it for myself, though. What do you think about it?

_{[ Sounds like Ye Xiu has maybe done some research? ]}

[nodus]

[ ye xiu thinks about it for a second, and then - ]

It's pretty popular here! They have a tournament coming up, for a game called League Match Action Online. It's a MOBA so it requires a lot of teamwork, but it's fun to play.

You should try it sometime.

[herocomplex]

Would I get a chance to totally obliterate your ass?

_{[ is this hussy talking about sex or the videogame??? you decide.. ]}

[nodus]

Probably not. I'm pretty good at it.

[ he's definitely talking about the video game. ]

[herocomplex]

You wanna go, bro!?

_{[ he's...... still not sure what he's talking about, this stupid hussy. ]}

[nodus]

[ ye xiu has no idea what they're talking about either, but he's going along with it anyway. maybe somewhere down the line they'll figure it out. or maybe they won't, and that's fine too. ]

I wouldn't go easy on you, and then you'd regret it.

[ a promise, not a threat. ]

But we're getting off-track. Do you think you know enough about the app?