001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

Comments

[erranthero]

I'm human. I'm just not from Earth.
Technically I'm an alien in the legal sense.

[herocomplex]

oh okay
cuz i was like
DAAAAAMN what planet are you from if ur all ripped like that
i mean i guess i could still ask that
but it's less exciting if ur just a human

so
what
planet r u from then??

[erranthero]

Aquilaris.
And sorry to disappoint, being merely human.

[herocomplex]

idk if i have heard of that
butt also it’s ok!! humans are usually really cool too

[erranthero]

Yeah. Humans are cool.

Are you not human?

[herocomplex]

ppffffft i mean
yeaaaaah i guess??
im kind of a special human
or something

god my existence is weird

[erranthero]

A special human...?

Elaborate?

[herocomplex]

wwwweeelllll i mean
it's not too interesting just
super strength and immortality....

yeah :)
it's *kinda* cool i guess

[erranthero]

Immortality?
What.

[herocomplex]

how about u treat me to a meal
and we can talk more about it then ;)

[erranthero]

If it's at "Denny's" for sure.

Otherwise, yeah okay. there's some good street food stalls on Level Two.

[herocomplex]

nice!!!
just look for the really hot guy..

u know.. i sent a pic of me anyway

i'll be there in ten!!!

[erranthero]

I'll see you there.

[And...there she will be?]

( ACTION. )

[herocomplex]

_{[ It's not everyday he gets to mingle with girls, especially one on one like this. He's rather fussy with what to wear because this never happens, but settles on comfy denims, a snug white tee and a letter man jacket akin to the bomber jacket he typically wears. Anyway, he wanders about, looking for the really buff girl? She'll probably see him before he sees her, but it might be fun to see him circle around-- fidget about. She might even notice he looks nervous. ]}

[erranthero]

[Yeah, she spots him first and wanders up. She's dressed...well, maybe a little weirdly. A dark grey body suit, heavily padded like it's meant to be worn in the cold, a black cloak, and mirrored sunglasses. Tight fitting gloves complete the look, and a plethora of things dangle from her waist, including a holstered gun. So, she looks like a crazy American.]

Hey. Alfred right?

time for me to touch my old af tags

[herocomplex]

_{[ And.. that's exactly what he thinks when he sees her. ]}

Heya! You're the chick I'm meeting up with, right? Are you sure you're not some crazy American? Hahahha!

[erranthero]

Uh yeah....but what's an American?

[She's lost with that one.]