001 | ( VIDEO. ) | APRIL 9th

[herocomplex]

<sub>[ It's a little unlike him to put off making an appearance, vaporwave furry alien world or not, but finally, America makes his introduction on the network with a couple of very urgent and important questions. Nevermind the fact he's already sprouted a pair of fox ears. He looks a little something like this.

Nevertheless, he acts as if nothing is amiss: ]</sub>

HEYA GUYS!! Alfred here!! Dude, I know this shit is totes whack and all, but I've got to ask you all a few things really quick, okay!? LISTEN UP!!

1. Have any of you been probed in the ass yet?
2. Where the fuck is the Denny's?

Hit me up, okay! These things are important!! Hahaha, okay, seeya--!!

_{[ With that, he's gone as quick as he appeared. ]}

Comments

[trenchdoting]

I guess it'd fit in with how weird this place is... But I wouldn't even think about it if you didn't bring it up! What even makes it so special anyway, pal?!

[herocomplex]

Denny's? What makes Denny's so special? Dude, have you been living under a rock your whole life, pal?

_{[ kinda.. mimicking his voice, oops.. ]}

[trenchdoting]

What's with the weird voice, pal?! [It doesn't sound familiar at all, clealry!] Hey, I know plenty of things about good and affordable places to eat. Denny's just doesn't sand out to me!

[herocomplex]

Nothing, pal. I don't know what you're talking about!!
What-- have you got a grievance against America's family diner?

[trenchdoting]

I'm not knocking it, pal! I just don't think we need it in this galaxy! That's all!

[herocomplex]

Give me one reason we don't need something as awesome as Denny's in a place like this.

[trenchdoting]

Hey pal, there's plenty of decent-looking places to eat as there is! And... hm... are their steaks any good?!