text | un: fantasma

[teaserving]

hey
i need to moonlace
it's time
but i got some standards see
so a little questionnaire for you

1. are you an asshole
2. what's your favorite drink
3. favorite kind of music
4. age, gender, name

Comments

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[teaserving]

haha
ok but seriously what did you want to know about them

private;

[doreimi]

You're so bad!!

I just wanted to know stuff like...is it better or worse having sex with a bug person than, you know, a not-bug person. Or are dragon-man guys really good for some reason. Or...

You know! Just! I'm just wondering...

private;

[teaserving]

not really
i just kind of went with them because i didnt think they'd do anything i hated
grimm's a real gentleman
vlad is pretty nice
lyng is nice too but he's also married but i guess his husband's okay with him fucking around? i don't know that's a little off for me.

anyway i just figured they'd do what i'd ask
which isn't really what i want but it's hard to get what im looking for

private;

[doreimi]

Hmmmmm. Is that why you're advertising? You're looking for someone who'll do the thing you're looking for?

private;

[teaserving]

nah i just have a big craving you know?
like
other than with food
i want moonlacing like a lot
sex is just a nice big way of getting a lot of it

i dont expect to find what im looking for

private;

[doreimi]

Mmm, I get it.

[What he wants...or maybe, deep down, it's more like who he wants. And if that's how it is, then it's better not to dwell on it too much right now.]

Well, you can tell me all about how it goes tomorrow morning! I'm pretty sure my night won't be nearly so interesting, so I'll expect all the good details!

private;

[teaserving]

oh yeah?
you wanna hear all the nasty bits? i can do that you know
especially if it embarrasses you

private;

[doreimi]

Stoooooooooooooooooop

I'm just trying to figure stuff out! You know, in case someday I want to moonlace with, I don't know, a werewolf or a kitsune or something.

private;

[teaserving]

haha

seriously though
i just decided to treat them as people?
and figure it out as i go
it probably helps i've seen some really weird stands

private;

[doreimi]

I have a friend whose Stand is just her hair! I think she attacks people with it.

But you're right, there are some pretty strange Stands out there. Some of them look kind of like robots!

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[teaserving]

that's comparatively normal to six little bastards knocking your bullets around

you know
you got a point
some of them kinda do
and then there's like
fucking airplanes
what the hell

anyway
monsters and bugs and dragonpeople
kinda not so wild when you see so many stands

private;

[doreimi]

I wish I knew whether I could have a Stand or not. Pretty much everybody I know has one! It kind of makes me wish I had special powers that weren't just being a ghost.

...Hmmmm.

Hey, Abbacchio.

What would happen if someone wanted to kiss your Stand, instead of you? You know, like while you were moonlacing. You'd feel it, right?

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[teaserving]

i think you could
but there isn't an arrow here
anyway. i don't doubt you could form one.
you're one of the strongest people i know.

yeah of course i'd feel it