text; un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

anonymous

[oomfies]

if they don't have big tits and work out then they aren't worth my time

But if they can treat me nicely then I'd be down lmao nothing too crazy you know

anon

[desadist]

how big is big?

like. massive in your face ugly hentai big or just overflowing in your hands big?

[oomfies]

Overflowing probably?? Idk
Gotta be firm though
Like muscley

[desadist]

oh, so nothing that's big and soft huh?
that makes sense.

[oomfies]

ya u understand what im getting at
big and soft isnt too bad ig but it's like
been there done that??

[desadist]

yeah, i get you.
it isn't every day you get to feel some nice firm tits.

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

Exactly what is "too crazy" in this context?

[oomfies]

uhhh idk... i think i mean commitment???
like as long as i get some respect thrown my way u know
i won't be mad!

[wearingguess]

So then
you want to be respected, but not committed to?
or both

[oomfies]

no what im saying is
i want to be respected like a regular person
and i dont expect commitment

like i dont expect someone i do shit w to be like lets get married right after and even if they dont i would understand! im understanding like that

un: rogueofdarkness108

[killful]

so you're vanilla?

[ literally has big, tatted tits in his pic ]

[oomfies]

[ Oh shit, those are some big tiddies - ]

omg... hello
i mean i think so yeah
but i'm willing to try anything once!

[killful]

Hi!
It's good to be open to new experiences 😄
Name one thing you're willing to try!

[ she's anon, it's fine (no) ]

[oomfies]

[ Well.... She's anon! She should be fine. It's not like anyone is gonna find out it's her, right??? ]

I have a working list lol
I think the one thing I've always been curious abt
but too scared to say anything
is like getting tied up

But you know....sexily

[killful]

Ohhhh
Haha this is embarrassing to say
But I like that too!
Tying people up and getting tied up 😊

[He's not embarrassed. He's really not.]

You wanna try it?

[NO OUNCE OF SHAME, AT ALL.]

[oomfies]

ohhhh haha it's not even embarrassing
dw we're just being open :)

[ THIS GUY!!! Is he serious!!!!! ]

umm but yes.. Lol I'd be interested in that!
We can do it at my place if you want??

[killful]

[ Sometimes you're bored and lonely and don't know how to get more people to hang out with you because you're an annoying asshole criminal in real life. ]

Sure!
Just DM me and let me know when you're free 😊

[ So you do the only thing you know how to do and seduce them? Online? Is this even a seduction... This is way too easy. Is he the one being played? When is this anon backing out? Well, he doesn't mind what happens either way. ]

[oomfies]

[ Oh shit.. He's serious. No matter how cute that emoji is, it does nothing to quell the sudden onslaught of confusion she feels. Her response comes a minute later, absolutely panicked on the inside but seemingly normal through text. ]

yeah sure totally! ttyl??

[killful]

Yeah! 😄

[...

He needs to look up what ttyl means...]