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[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[wearingguess]

Yes. Sphintus is always together with his beloved pet cobra, Kukulcan, so it is impossible to date him if you dislike snakes.

[nipzips]

oh ... well. i actually find snakes kind of scary

i mean, i'm better with turtles now but snakes can actually bite you and stuff

[wearingguess]

Well, that is true
But really, anything can bite you, can't it?

[nipzips]

i guess. but not everything has sharp fangs

i also don't like the scaley feeling of their skin ... that was my problem with turtles too

[ he's just a weenie ]

[wearingguess]

But things that bite without having sharp fangs can sometimes do more damage! Because instead of simply puncturing, they are crushing and mutilating

I believe that snakes feel much softer and smoother than turtles do, so perhaps you would be all right on that front.

[nipzips]

[ wow this conversation got a bit morbid huh ... ] i think i just don't like most reptiles -- or animals that look a bit gross

your friend does sound like a great guy, though. i wasn't trying to be a downer or anything. [ reading back, it does sound like he was! ]

[wearingguess]

?
Oh no, I didn't think you were
I mean, Sphintus is not here in the first place
And he probably would not want to go out with you anyway if you thought Kukulcan looked gross, so in the end, all is well!

[nipzips]

yeaaah, we definitely wouldn't be compatible

well, i ain't dying to find a date or anything. i'd actually rather make some friends. what's your name dude?

[wearingguess]

Does finding dates normally preclude making friends?

I am Titus Alexius! I am glad you could tell I was a dude! But how did you know?

[nipzips]

it could, i guess? if you end up liking the person more as a friend instead.

nice to meet you, titus. i'm josuke. uhh, i kinda call everyone 'dude' [ just his default. ] i don't actually know what you look like yet.

[ honestly though, titus, if Josuke were to see a picture of you he might assume 'chick'. ]

[wearingguess]

Oh I thought perhaps you had a special ability to sense such things through Wifi
or that perhaps my method of typing led you to deduce it through normal means.

In any case I look like this!
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[nipzips]

[ yeah titus you look like a girl ... ]

uhhhh [ he's trying to find a masculine feature to comment on but he can't. ]

honestly, man? if i saw you on the street i might've assumed you were a chick

[wearingguess]

It would have cost 0🌑️ not to say that.

omg that made me laugh

[nipzips]

[ he feels bad but he also feels like he's just spitting truths. ]

well it's not a bad thing? you're pretty, at least

another free service I offer

[wearingguess]

I do resemble my mother quite strongly, so I suppose I will accept that as a compliment to her

But I wonder if you realize I sent the picture so that you would be able to recognize me if we met in person, and not because I was seeking feedback on my face

[nipzips]

right. sorry, dude ...

did you want to be friends? [ why else would he make it easier for them to recognise each other in real life, really. ]

[wearingguess]

I

Well, that is

I had simply assumed

What other reason could anyone possibly have had


Did you not want to be?

[nipzips]

no of course i wanna be friends. just didn't know what you were going for

[ maybe he did want josuke to judge his manliness in his pic? who knows? anyway they are friends now! ]

guess i'll show you a pic of me so you'll be able to recognise me too. lemme dig one out

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