text; un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[grilletto]

holy shit, not cool!
I only know like three girls here
and one of them would reject me because I wanted to meet Monica Bellucci

[nonehorse]

Then you need to meet more girls, clearly? I think there should be more than three in the entire city...You can do it! I believe in you.

[grilletto]

yeah, I guess?
So are you a motivational speaker or something?

[nonehorse]

No! Not at all. I'm a fortune teller! But I also like to think that I can help inspire people into action, just a little. Sometimes. Doesn't everyone want to encourage people to be their best?

[grilletto]

ah
not like one of those creepy fortune tellers from a few months ago, right?
you're just into chickens and not little weasels and tea?

[nonehorse]

Nothing like those ones, no! I actually don't know how to read tea leaves, though I'm interested in learning...But tarot's much more my forte. And chickens, yes. I take it you didn't have the best experience with those particular fortune-tellers, then?

[grilletto]

i had a curse put on me
and i met someone that i thought was a witch
she's not that bad now, i guess but
still might be cursed

[nonehorse]

...So you want me to...break a curse on you? Is that what you're getting at here?

[grilletto]

huh? no?
I was just telling you why i had a bad time, that's all.
unless you really can break curses, i mean
can you?

[nonehorse]

Oh no, that's good. I haven't exactly had any experience with most curses, so I'd be no good with anything here.

Are you normally this unlucky, then? To have such a rough time since you got here, I mean.

[grilletto]

only when it comes to a certain number

[nonehorse]

[??????????????????????? MISTA HOW THE FUCK IS HE MEANT TO RESPOND TO THIS]

Is

Is this part of your curse? I won't ask you to tell me which number if you're concerned, but I can't say I've heard of anything like this before.

[grilletto]

i don't know, maybe?
look, the number four is really unlucky
and when I got here there were a lot of instances all at once
i mean, you know, gotta avoid it at all costs
i could die or someone else might die
a cat might die
anyway, the fourth time it happened was when i went to the fortune teller
and you know that four times four is so

[ okay maybe it's mista traumatising avdol ]

[nonehorse]

I see.

That's a lot to deal with.



Thankfully, I'm fairly certain that death isn't permanent around here, considering all the 'coming back from the dead' cases we have. So you can afford to be a little less stressed out, right?

[grilletto]

of course it is!
but like hell i wanna die, even if it's not permanent
i know too many people who've been there already
and i'm not prepared for that
i've already come close more than enough times

[nonehorse]

Do you lose a lot of hair by any chance? You...Must be stressed, a lot.

[grilletto]

no? my hair is just fine!
most of the time I like for things
not to be so complicated but
I guess right now that’s not working out so well

[nonehorse]

Well that's a relief! People tend to lose hair a little more when they're stressed, so I was genuinely worried for your health. As long as you look after that much, then everything else will follow through, you know?

But things are definitely their own brand of complicated in this place. Is there anything in particular that you're not coping with?

[grilletto]

i never have enough chroma
that's enough of a struggle without adding some of the other shit into the mix

[nonehorse]

Oh! Really? Would you like me to moonlace with you to help out? I'm not suggesting anything too intimate, but every little bit counts, right?

[grilletto]

seriously?
you would do that?

[nonehorse]

Of course! What, you think that I'd let you turn into a crystal statue just because I made bad jokes about finding a girlfriend?

Where would you like to meet? And what are your moonlacing limits? Past the obvious. I don't want to try and hug you to get you enough chroma to buy a cheap meal if you're going to hate that!

god i hate that work kicked my ass

[grilletto]

well, no i guess not?
it's just a lot to offer to someone you don't know, i guess?

where works for you?
i'm good with hugging, mostly
well
pretty much just hugging.

maybe u were due for an ass kickin

[nonehorse]

Well, once we meet up and start hugging, I think that counts as knowing each other. It works out, in the end!

I'm glad you're alright with hugging, too. I figure that's the easiest way for people to moonlace without going into boundaries and intimacy and all that sort of thing, and it nets a little more chroma than just holding hands! If you're alright with meeting up in Caihong, I'll see you there! I'll be the man with facial scars, golden earrings, and black hair!

[And you bet your ass he's motoring to Caihong soon as he sends that; Mista's chroma levels are very important to him, alright!!! ...And it's an excuse for him to go see if they have clams for the chickens and mooncakes for him!!!]

yeh but did it have to kick me this hard??

[grilletto]

yeah, definitely
i'll be there

[ Did he really need to put more than that in there? Nah, probably not, besides it was better to make his way over now anyway.

Not that he was hurting for Chroma.

Except he was, poor bastard. It didn't take him long to find Avdol based on that description. And when he did, it wasn't exactly the most eloquent of meetings. Mista took a moment to size him up, letting out a whistle before offering out a hand for a shake. ]

Holy shit, you're huge!

[ Yep, that's it. ]