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Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

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[menphina]

My husband's my type. But since I haven't seen him in an age...

[ Let's not. But, she types... ]

Someone who I can respect and gives me the same in return. Someone who isn't ashamed of letting me be who I am, and who is confident with their decisions. Someone who is perceptive enough to not take things personally when it's difficult to express myself. Someone patient who doesn't mind being affectionate, but doesn't expect it all the time.

Most importantly, someone who pulls their own weight, but doesn't mind letting me support them too. The best type is someone who can be my best friend and who I can adventure with, and isn't just there to have an accomplishment.

... and any type that doesn't engage in foreplay before sex and thinks eating women out shouldn't be done can see themselves out a third story window.

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[byleth]

[ Actually, this sounds like someone rather familiar... but that person is taken obviously. ]

Our types seem to match.
Your husband is back in your world?

[menphina]

Aye, I haven't seen my husband or son in a near turn of the year, now.
Who's the person that matches this for you?

[byleth]

You miss them, but time doesn't diminish how you feel or how they feel.

[ He should know that better than most. ]

Someone from my world.

[menphina]

[ She really doesn't want to go into that with a stranger. ]

No point in missing what isn't there. It's not like we'd had much time together when we were on the same world.

[ ... okay so she did. Fuck. ]

Is this someone with you in this place?

[byleth]

Then something unresolved?

[ Not that he's the expert on relationships, but that could gnaw at someone not to have said what they wanted to say when they had the chance. ]

They are. I won't take it for granted.

[menphina]

Don't think it's any of your business, but nay. We just worked on different continents. Only had a sparse amount of time with each other between that before he'd have to leave again.

[ It was fine when she was there. She traveled enough for it to not be a problem, but here... ]

Lucky you, though. Haven't seen anyone I know that closely in a while. Where are you from?

[byleth]

No letters?

[ He assumes that's how most people across continents communicate. ]

Fódlan. It's far from here.

[menphina]

If I wanted a relationship that was only through letters, I'd get a pen pal.
His work didn't keep him in one place, and neither did mine. It was hard to get our letters to each other because of it.

[ But she wrote so many. Embarrassingly many. She still writes them here, every day, but she won't tell him that. ]

Feel like I've heard that name, but not because it's far from "here".
Are you some sort of counselor?

[byleth]

Letters are sometimes the only option unless the distance is for other reasons.

I'm a professor at Garreg Mach. It's a habit to counsel.

[ Not that he always gave sound advice, but he tries. ]

[menphina]

I'm beginning to think it was.

[ She had asked him to stay. And just as he was going to, she ended up here... At least she knows she might return to when she left, but. ]

What's a Garreg Mach?

[byleth]

I hope you'll be able to see them again soon.

[ He knows he'd be sad were he here alone and wishes there was more he could do to return everyone to their lives and family. ]

It's a monastery with a military academy, run by the Church of Seiros.

[menphina]

I'd hope so too, but until then, it's best not to bring it up. Sours my mood and all.

[ And with a shake of her head. ]

At least that confirms you're not from Hydaelyn, unless there's a church I've not heard of. What do you teach?

[byleth]

I understand. What would you prefer to talk about?

[ Why does this feel like tea time ptsd all over again. ]

Combat and tactics mostly. Singing, cooking, dancing, other activities.

[menphina]

You do all of that? Don't most schools have designated teachers for that sort of thing?

[ She's just going to jump ahead because it'll definitely be weird to discuss feelings for something she can't resolve here anyway... ]

Or are they just cheap?

[byleth]

I don't know. I've never been to any other schools.

[ Which makes it extra weird he was asked to be a professor, but that's a whole other mystery left unresolved. ]

And you?

[menphina]

What.

They hired you without any experience? You're either some kind of genius or had really good connections.

I'm the Matriarch of my tribe and a healer. And I make the best medicine anyone could ever want! What're you called?

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[amant]

Only a third story window? That seems tame for such an oversight on their part.

[ What a shit. ]

[menphina]

I was being considerate and trying to not say anything that was "I'll Get Charged for Murder"-worthy.

Nothing you have to worry about, I'm sure.

[ She knows where France's tongue has been. ]

[amant]

[ *Some, not all. Unless those Duck reports are indeed accurate. Which they probably are. Dinner, then? ]

A beauty such as yourself being charged and locked away from the world would be the true crime.

[ Gag... <3 ]

Though, you DID break down my door. Suspicious...

[menphina]

[ Your place or hers, France. And the Duck never misses a report. ]

Someone's tongue's been dipped in honey today. Don't tell me you enjoyed your wake-up call that much.

[ Cough. ]

And the door was a worthy sacrifice. It's not like your neighbors are hearing anything they don't expect, aye?

[amant]

[ Considering his door has only just gone back to being unabused, Megumi's. He'll do his very, very best to not scar children quite yet. ]

I thought you enjoyed my charm! If you were to be arrested though I'm sure you wouldn't stay for long.

[ But yes, he enjoyed the wakeup call. You know him. ]

Are you calling me unsavory in public???

[menphina]

[ Hope he enjoys being under the stars, since she's been spending more time in her rooftop tent than she has in her own barely used apartment. ]

It's alright. I hear intimate conjugal visits are a thing.

Think I read a story or ten with plots like those...
And I wouldn't call it unsavoury.
I enjoy it when you tend to savour in public, personally.

[amant]

[ STOP ABANDONING YOUR APARTMENTS, MEGUMI. ]

If you're looking for a good read I may have a few things that you can borrow the next time we have the pleasure of running into each other.

...in public, apparently.

[ Or in a tent -- which is still more private than the pool. ]

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[fridgeninja]

I promise I'll never make defenestration necessary.