text; un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

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( TEXT. ) un: number5

[pubertytwice]

Before I arrived here I had the bittersweet opportunity to say goodbye to the love of my life. I was with her for over 30 years— she taught me many things with much compassion and understanding and stayed with me even when I was going through the hardest of times. I believe there is no one else like her, but I suppose her type is my type.

Loyal, patient, understanding. She was calm and reserved. She had no problem pointing out my flaws and helping me fix them and become a better person. She was, however, completely helpless and dependent on me.. but I liked that. I liked having someone I could protect.

As appearances go, I don’t really care about that as much as I care about who a person is, but she was beautiful. She had no hair, but her cerulean blue eyes made up for what she was lacking.. such as the entire lower half of her body. Her skin was the softest, almost like porcelain. Her kind is more old fashioned and quaint— what you would find at a department store, but even here, I haven’t found anyone comparable to her.

There wasn’t anyone else in the world besides her.

_{[ Five, she’s literally a broken, clothing store mannequin. ]}

[mylawn]

so as I understand it you were dating a corpse

[pubertytwice]

Well, you’re not understanding very well at all.

[mylawn]

Half a corpse?

[pubertytwice]

I didn't say anything about anyone being a corpse.
That's my wife you're talking about.

_{[ Well. Kind of his wife. He's a little crazy. ]}

[mylawn]

I read that she was missing her lower half and made some assumptions.

[pubertytwice]

Well, she wasn't a corpse.
Just.. really shy.
And inanimate.
I guess.

_{[ Don't judge him, old timer. ]}

[mylawn]

So I'm not that far off.

[pubertytwice]

Look. In the apocalypse, you befriend anyone you possible can.. even if they're different.
_{[ He doesn't want to say not real.. because somehow his delusional mind tells him Delores means the world to him. ]}

[mylawn]

And inanimate.

[pubertytwice]

You'd talk to what you could if you were the last animate person on Earth.
_{[ So defensive!! ]}

[mylawn]

I guess you're not wrong.

[pubertytwice]

Surely you have a special person you'd like to talk to when you feel alone.

[mylawn]

Sure, but they're a living human.

un: odeorain

[biotictouch]

A quizzical description, but you sound married the way you talk of her.

Apologies for your loss.

[pubertytwice]

I guess we were in our eyes. I mean, there was nobody left to marry us, but we were faithful to each other.
... Not like that’s difficult to do in the apocalypse, but you know.

[biotictouch]

truly the last person in the world.

your post does speak for how much of a gentleman you can be. not a side of you i expected to see.

[pubertytwice]

What?
Do I give off some sort of vibe that I can't be gentlemanly?

_{[ timeline assassin thing aside.. ]}

[biotictouch]

You give off a 'vibe' of being stubborn, cheeky, an occasional drunk, and a nauseating cynic.

So no, not quite. It's a pleasant surprise.

[pubertytwice]

Thanks.
You've been hanging out with me too much I guess.

I don't guess that's a bad thing.

[biotictouch]

It's much simpler than that, I think.

We're just very much alike.

No. It's interesting to say the least. But not a bad thing.


Although for my liquor cabinet, it's a tragedy.

[pubertytwice]

I'm not *asking* you to give me alcohol, but..
I do appreciate it.

In what ways do you think we're alike? Now I'm curious.
... Besides our drinking habits.

[biotictouch]

Consider it a personal penance, I hope to never be in your position. You're quite lucky you have such an air of maturity around you, or I'd have never taken you seriously.

Take your pick. Stubborn. Cheeky. Nauseating cynic.

More than what we first seem to be.

un: simonprime

[theseuschip]

You find women at department stores?

[pubertytwice]

_{[ Surely this is where he mentions his girlfriend was inanimate. But no. He doesn't see her that way, and so: ]}
Only the finest kind. Some people meet girls at the bars, but I prefer to have someone who is opposite of me. You know, not really into that kind of scene. She kept me in line instead of encouraged my behavior.

_{[ As much of in line as someone could be being the last person on Earth, but yeah. ]}

Though, without her here, I catch myself slipping back into my bad habits.

_{[ Don't make yourself sound accomplished, Five. You slipped yourself drinks when Delores wasn't.. looking. ]}