text; un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

un: erenyeager

[trample]

[ Eren read every word. He's not - he's just not. Going to say anything. ]

That axe isn't dangerous at all. Do you think he's going to hurt himself on it?

[clodpole]

It is dangerous!

But Sir CFHS has reassured me that it is quite normal for chickens to stand on things like that, so I am of the mind she will be okay.

[ in this house we do not acknowledge the elephant in the room ]

[trample]

I'd be more concerned about the cold than the axe. Unless it has a coop to return to, it might die.

[clodpole]

Oh…

Should I ask him if the chicken has a home to keep from getting cold in?

[trample]

Don't bother. It looks like it's in good shape. Wouldn't be that big if it weren't well-fed and had somewhere to go home to.

[clodpole]

[ Ophilia doesn’t really have a point of reference, so she’ll have to take his word for it. ]

It was very kind of you to express concern for her all the same.

[trample]

I don't care, but

[ He accidentally sends this first. ]

What I meant to say was, I don't care much for livestock. But I can tell when they're taken care of. I used to work on a farm, Ophilia.

[clodpole]

But if you fed them and kept them from the cold, surely you cared for them to some extent!

[trample]

I cared what good they did for my stomach. Nothing else.

[clodpole]

[ eren……………………………………………………… ]

I hope the farm otherwise treated you well.

[trample]

The meals were the best part of a crummy job. Take that for what you will.

[clodpole]

So you mean to say it was not the only good thing about it?

[trample]

I'm amazed. You always manage to make things more positive than they were. I suppose there were other things I enjoyed. But that was years ago now. Nearly a decade. I hardly remember the details, and of those few I only remember the bad.

[clodpole]

A decade?! But you must have been so young! That you’ve been a hard worker from such an early age is truly amazing.

[trample]

But I've hardly done any work since coming here. How would you know that?

[clodpole]

You have! You were working when I first met you, in fact.

[trample]

You still remember that? It wasn't very hard.

[clodpole]

Why, of course I do! You were there to protect me.

But what you did was also very reckless, and I would ask that you take due care in the future.

[trample]

I'd say you did more good for me than I did you. I won't make any promises, Ophilia, but I'll always be thinking of you before I do anything incredibly reckless.

[ How effective that may be, he's not sure himself. ]

[clodpole]

I should like to think there is no need for you to be so reckless in the first place. If needs must, though, I will have you in my prayers.

[trample]

And I'll have you in mine. If I ever prayed. Maybe your ideal partner will be as faithful as you? Didn't mention that up there.

[clodpole]

[ Ophilia stares at her screen, completely and utterly mortified. ]

I apologie

Apologize

For everything you might have read

I shouldn’t have said antuyhing

Anything and I did not know you would see

If nothing else, I ask that you please do not think any less of me.

[trample]

Why would I? Is there something to be ashamed of?