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[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[sheisthewind]

[She has so many questions.]

You want them to actually murder you? Or just be capable of it?

[hot_handed]

/shrug

I'm not picky.

[sheisthewind]

At least you'll die happy if it's the former.

[hot_handed]

I'd have to come back from the dead and kill them for trying but yeah.

[sheisthewind]

Coming back from the dead is possible here. How fortunate for you.

[hot_handed]

That's not the same.

[sheisthewind]

How else would you come back from the dead?

[hot_handed]

Sheer willpower.

[sheisthewind]

[It's probably complete bullshit, but considering she became the wind instead of just dying when she was killed...]

Let me know if you manage it.

[hot_handed]

Sadly it won't happen. No one exists like that. It's just a dream.

[sheisthewind]

There are probably plenty of people here who could kill you.

[hot_handed]

They're doing a really shitty job then how come I'm still here?!

[sheisthewind]

Could and would are two different things. Most people don't kill someone because they want a romantic connection with them.

[hot_handed]

That's fucking dumb. How else do you determine who's stronger?

[sheisthewind]

Fight to near death instead. Then moonlace so you both get better.

[hot_handed]

That's boring.

[sheisthewind]

[Well, this conversation is already pretty weird, so now she's just going to see how far it goes.]

Since we're talking about ideals, what's your preferred method of dying? Being stabbed? Beaten to death? Destroyed with powers?

[hot_handed]

My ideal way of dying is winning.

[sheisthewind]

If you die in a fight, you lost. Unless you kill the other person at the same time. Then it's a tie.

[hot_handed]

If I die killing the other person, depending on their skill and threat level, it's a win.

[sheisthewind]

[What even...this makes no sense. And still, morbid curiosity drives her onward.]

How is that a win? Because you found your equal in battle?

[hot_handed]

Because I'm the hero.

[sheisthewind]

[Nope, still makes no sense.]

Well, I wish you the best of luck in finding someone who shares your preferences. If I kill someone, I'm definitely not interested in them, but who knows who you might find here.