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Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[earrdrums]

no, it's true! i know someone who could do that without even trying!
do you really think i'd lie to you, bakugo?

[There is everything funny about pissing him off in a way he can't really do anything about, so hopefully he's got bandaids on hand for all the popped veins he's gonna get.]

[hot_handed]

Yes.

[Then again...]

If you know someone like that, why the hell haven't you introduced me?!?!

[earrdrums]

[...

Oh. Oh, wait. Now that she's thinking about it?
She actually does know someone like that. Someone she's pretty sure only All Might could take out...
Oh, man. Oh no.]

well
maybe i like having you not dead?

[hot_handed]

[...Yeah, but Bakugou was hoping for someone with a face.]

I didn't take you for a masochist.

[earrdrums]

[Well, see, that's the problem!
She's actually got a cute girl in mind. With freckles, even.

Hence oh no. Actually, it's more of an oh fuck, oh god, but that's probably pedantic here.]

oh, haha, because it's weird that any of us would like you?

okay
look
if i promise to introduce you guys, can i get you to promise you WON'T turn the city into a crater, first?
i already made her promise she won't fight any of my friends so you gotta promise me the same, here

i mean i know i can't get you to promise you won't fight her, but at least promise not to get yourself killed
because you would get yourself killed.
she can and would kill you.

[hot_handed]

That's why I said it.

Hold on. You're serious and you seriously didn't tell me?

I have to meet her. Now.

[earrdrums]

well i wasn't serious at first
but yeah, i do know someone like that. she's the strongest fighter in her entire world
and i've seen her move. it's the truth.

but that's why i want you to promise you won't get yourself killed first??
i don't really like the idea of you getting turned into a fine mist because you got overexcited and tried to fight her

[hot_handed]

You know someone.

Who's the strongest in the world.

Yeah, yeah, I promise I won't get killed. I need to see her fight for myself.

[earrdrums]

the strongest in HER world. like how all might's the strongest in ours.

[Maybe probably not a good thing that she's publicly comparing this friend of hers to All Might.
Maybe.]

i'll see what i can do, though. i'd just give you her username, but i'm not sure i want you popping up in her DMs like "hey come kill someone for me, i wanna see it"
she's also really sweet so you aren't allowed to give her any nasty nicknames like you do for us, okay?

if you do, I'LL kill you.

[hot_handed]

That means nothing if everyone on her world is weak.

How do you know she'd mind? If she's as strong as you claim, she can take it.
Are you fucking kidding.





Now I'm going to do it.

[earrdrums]

okay, you know what? fine.
she promised me she won't fight you guys, so i probably don't need to worry about you dying TOO much.
maybe you'll just get beat to the brink of death instead if we're lucky.

[And now, suddenly and in a way that's probably very ominous?
Jiro's locking the conversation to just the two of them. She did promise her friend she wouldn't throw her name around casually...]

her username's "m4519j161918". tell her your name in your first message or she'll probably ignore it.
she knows who you are, i've already talked about you a couple of times.
please give her at least a little respect though?

like i'm even saying please, come on

["Please" is rare from Jiro, man. It's probably also very ominous that she's not mentioning her friend's name or anything... assuming Bakugou can even feel something like ominousness in the first place, of course.
But at least now he can slide into her DMs whenever he'd like to.]

[hot_handed]

Don't insult me. I'll kill you.

I'll never remember that but okay.

Respect is earned. Whatever. I told her she was the strongest girl in the universe. That good enough?

[earrdrums]

jeez
if she stabs me over this i wouldn't even blame her, at this point
but yeah, okay, i guess that works.

maybe you guys will end up being weird battle friends or something, idk
she could probably use someone to talk combat with