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[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[wattlimit]

you see what?

[earrdrums]

you at your very core.
somehow, everything suddenly makes sense.

[wattlimit]

doesn't everyone like a good pair of boobs? why are you acting like you solved the decaprio code?

[earrdrums]

that's probably the most "kaminari" thing i've heard you say in the last six months
on one hand, i'm really glad everything we've gone through hasn't changed you even a little

on the other, i want to break your nose in so bad right now.
punch yourself and do it for me, okay?

[wattlimit]

what why

i didnt say anything wrong! and what the heck is the most "kaminari" thing, anyway?!

[earrdrums]

it means that if someone was pretending to be you and said that to me, i would believe them to be you 100%.

also please rub two brain cells together for a moment and think about what might be bugging me about all this
i don't really wanna air all your crimes for everyone to see, but i will if i have to.

[wattlimit]

crimes?!

[earrdrums]

did i stutter???

[wattlimit]

i'm training to be a HERO ive never done any crimes!!!

[earrdrums]

they're personal crimes.
i was gonna say "transgressions" but i wasn't totally sure i was using the right word, okay??

either way you don't want me airing your dirty laundry on the network, right?
just imagine why i, of all people, would hate to hear your so-called "preferences".
REALLY think about it.

i'll give you ten minutes.

ten minutes later

[wattlimit]

ok i've thought about it

the only thing i can think is that ur upset bc yaomomo has the biggest boobs in class? but, like

i'm dating, jiro. u don't have 2 worry about me ok?

[earrdrums]

what like i'd get mad if you hit on yaomomo?
i'm her girlfriend, not her keeper, kaminari. she can do what she likes cause at the end of the day, i'm still the one she comes home to, you know?

[Now if only someone could get that through Jiro's skull whenever Sanguis is in effect --]

but no it's not that.

remember how you couldn't get it up the entire time we were in that other world together?
and how the only reason you managed it here was bc the moons drove you nuts?
and how you told me it was because you were into kirishima?
and how after that you told me you're still into girls?

i'm just saying, you know. everything's a lot clearer now.

[wattlimit]

ok i get what youre saying now but

jiro??? dont say that where everyone can see it what the hell?!

[earrdrums]

i warned you like three times, kaminari
i literally told you i was going to say it if you didn't figure it out on your own

[wattlimit]

i can't help the fact that i'm stupid, jiro!

[earrdrums]

you're stupid, not forgetful.

[wattlimit]

stupid can be forgetful!

[earrdrums]

yeah, but YOU'RE not
how else are you passing your classes if not just memorizing whatever people throw at you??

[wattlimit]

shut up! you don't know how dumb i am!!

anyway i wasn't even talking about boobs for real, i was talking about pecs! i just wanted to make a joke but i really just like muscles, okay?!

[earrdrums]

[... Give her a second to reply, here; the idea that Kaminari may share her tastes even a little is shaking her to her very core.]

so you're into like
beefy people?

girls too??

[wattlimit]

well, yeah

a well toned body is really hot

[earrdrums]

oh
so you're into it for the looks, okay
that makes sense

[So their tastes are only nominally similar, okay. That's easier to swallow.

...

Though, that also raises SO many questions.]

does that mean you think iida's hot?

[wattlimit]

uh yeah

[earrdrums]

wow
i mean i figured you would?
but i definitely thought you wouldn't admit it

shoji?

[wattlimit]

maybe without the mask