text; un: CFHS

[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[grilletto]

whatever
i have a good memory

[teaserving]

ok
fine
but i want you to realize in this moment
what i say next
it's not my fucking fault
and you cant hold it against me

[grilletto]

fine, yeah
got it, i'm not gonna hold it against you

[teaserving]

ok so

[teaserving]

i should've guessed you wouldn't know seeing as how you haven't even gotten laid yet in your life

[grilletto]

oh

[grilletto]

fuck

[teaserving]

well in your case not yet
bam

[grilletto]

that was low even for you

[teaserving]

no that was pretty light all things considered

[he hasn't served you piss yet sir]

[grilletto]

yeah well
give me some advice or something
shit

[teaserving]

like
romance advice or fuck advice

[grilletto]

uhh
both
maybe

[teaserving]

ugh ok
first of all
do you even want to date at all or just get laid

[grilletto]

shit
i don't know?
dating would probably be good
if you're dating you can do both

[teaserving]

i can tell you that relationships is like a partnership
you work together. you talk things out. you try to accommodate each other. the person you're dating should be someone you respect but also they need to respect you.

i cant really give sex advice on girls tho
but i guess just try to figure out what they like
and if they dont know just tell them to tell you what feels good and what doesnt
make them feel confident about enjoying themselves ok?

[grilletto]

so basically you're just telling me
it's kind of just like hanging out with the rest of the gang
just...
you know, with kissing

[ mista no ]

[teaserving]

no because i absolutely do not treat the rest of you the way i treat a date or a boyfriend
because first of all i would not date you

[grilletto]

i'm talking about the respect thing!
mostly, anyway
the rest of it too
i mean, there's other stuff too
gifts
selfless acts of devotion
meet cutes
you know

[ he's learned more from his movies than he cared to admit okay ]

[teaserving]

all right yeah
that sounds more or less right

the biggest thing is
don't be afraid to admit when you're wrong
trust me on that

[grilletto]

yeah
got it
probably should have thought about
meeting someone first
it's kind of stupid to have a plan
without having someone you like

[teaserving]

yeah
i have no idea really what kind of person you're hoping to meet
but im sure you'll treat her right

[grilletto]

i might be starting to get an idea
i'll probably have to think about it some more though
thanks
even if you called me out like that
i probably needed it

[teaserving]

sure anytime you need to be called out i'll be here waiting