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[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[riptidequeen]

I'm not sure what you mean?

I'm average I guess, since I have friends who are smaller than me.

[lumberlady]

just ask! make want know!

i small!

[riptidequeen]

Oh.

And small is nice too.

[lumberlady]

small but big!

small for jinba big for human!

wish you much luck!

[riptidequeen]

I have no idea what a jinba is but... Thank you?

[lumberlady]

no know jinba?

is 👩🐎!

[riptidequeen]

Person... Horse?

[Yeah Lapis still doesn't get it, sorry Konoha.]

[lumberlady]

half half!

[effort is what counts!]

audio

[riptidequeen]

[Text cannot convey Lapis' shock, so she switches to audio.]

Half horse half human?!

[She is not picturing it the way it is, either.]

[lumberlady]

[drat, she'd failed at text! but konoha responds with audio in kind]

Ah, that's what people say, anyway... Some people use the word "centaur"?

[riptidequeen]

... I've seen somethings some humans wouldn't believe, but I have never seen or heard of horse people.

[Like Lapis is one to talk about weird things, she's a living gemstone.]

[lumberlady]

No... ?

[Oh, that's kind of new, actually...]

A lot of people told me I don't really exist, but they usually say I'm like a myth or something? Or- that centaurs are, I mean.

[riptidequeen]

Well that's rude. You're here so you do exist.

[lumberlady]

I- I think so, too!

[right???]

[riptidequeen]

[Lapis makes a harumph sound.]

I'm sorry if I made you think I was going to say the same thing, it's possible that there are centaurs in my world and I've just not met one yet.

[lumberlady]

Oh, no, I didn't... I mean, I'm a little used to it now, but.

[She all but trips over herself trying to explain, oops]

I was just surprised you didn't know the "centaur" one since that's what a lot of people go for when they don't know "jinba".

[riptidequeen]

[It's okay, Lapis gets it.]

Oh, I see. Well, neither are words I can remember hearing before is all.

[lumberlady]

Well, then-

I'll be your first jinba!

[riptidequeen]

That you are, and it's a pleasure.