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[nonehorse]

Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[wattlimit]

who says i'm talking about a "her" in the first place

guys have big boobs too, y'know. like muscle boobs? you've got huge ones yourself bakugo also being against boobs is dangerous.

you could really hurt a girl's self esteem telling her they're just there

[hot_handed]

My pectoral muscles aren't boobs. I earned these muscles. You could probably have some too if you spent less time thinking about boobs.

Good. I don't want to waste my time trying not to hurt her feelings because she can't take it.

[wattlimit]

dude they're boobs just like. not as bouncy

also y'know. you're never gonna get a partner like that, even a dude if you're into dudes. no one's into people who are mean to girls! that's just, like, a fact of life!

[hot_handed]

If that was the case, then All Might would have the biggest boobs, and he would be your ideal type.

That would be tragic, except for the fact that I don't give a shit. And gender is irrelevant. Strength is all that matters.

[wattlimit]

i'd agree but all might isn't cute enough for my tastes. though i gotta appreciate his boob game

i don't think you understand what romance is even a little, dude. but if you're just looking for someone strong to fight all the time just stick with midoriya. you already fight him at, like, every chance you get anyway and he's insanely strong!

[hot_handed]

Kirishima isn't cute. He's more of a badass shark that got into a fight with a blind barber.

I do NOT like Deku!!! Or anyone for that fucking matter! Gross.

[wattlimit]

i'm not saying you like him! i'm saying he's a strong guy to fight! wanting to beat someone up and wanting to kiss them are two COMPLETELY different things!

also ei is so cute! he's like a big puppy!

[hot_handed]

No shit they're completely two different things!!! One's a complete waste of time, one isn't.

So you like dogs.

[wattlimit]

if you know that already then why do you care about types in the first place??

also yeah, who doesn't like dogs

[hot_handed]

I already said I didn't care! Can't you read?!

...Yeah you need someone smarter than you.

[wattlimit]

why are you even on this forum then?!

and shut up, man! i've been getting better i think!

[hot_handed]

To seek someone out who can challenge me.

Maybe.

[wattlimit]

do

do you seriously not know this is a dating forum?

do you go to blind dates so you can challenge people??

[hot_handed]

Dtf means down to fight, doesn't it?

What else would I use this for?

[wattlimit]

oh my god

oh my god hold on okay i'm coming over

[hot_handed]

Why???

[wattlimit]

cuz i'm gonna have to give you a lesson about romance, dude. you're too much of a virgin and as your friend, i'm worried about you

[hot_handed]

How can you be too much of a virgin?

I already know how sex works, so don't bother.

[wattlimit]

i'm not talking about the birds and the bees dumbass! other stuff!

i'm coming over whether you want me to or not this is a serious issue, okay?

[hot_handed]

Other stuff?

Fuck. Whatever.

[wattlimit]

ill be there in five

maybe ten because i might stop by the convenience store first



maybe twenty