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Lots of people seem a touch down lately. So, everyone! I have a simple game that might cheer us all up, or at least make Iris cycle go by faster for me while I read everyone's replies!

You have to post your type! Physical preferences, personality traits you really like, your dream partner! Go on and list it, and people can say if they know someone like that, perhaps tease you for your preferences, that sort of thing. You can post anonymously here too, if you're shy! Just have fun!

Also, here is a funny picture I found. Enjoy!

Comments

[scarsnstripes]

Well, that doesn't mean you can't think about it now, either.

Like what do you think about Yosano-san? Kunikida-san? Haruno-san? Not Naomi-chan.

[For very obvious reasons, both of the Tanizakis are off this list.]

What about Dazai-san? Oh, or Poe-san? Or even Fukuzawa-san?

...We really don't know a lot of people outside work, do we? But are there any things you might find attractive?

[Is he just listing everyone off the top of his head--]

1/idk

[sweetsleuth]

[Oh]

[Oh no is he really going to just start listing names of all the people they know?? To figure out Ranpo's type??]

[Yosano, Kunikida-- well, he knows something is there now, thanks to this place. Heck.]

[Wait shit he's still going--]

[sweetsleuth]

["Dazai-san?"]

[sweetsleuth]

["Poe-san?"]

[sweetsleuth]

["Fukuzawa-san?"]

[sweetsleuth]

[...]

[Actually--]

/done

[sweetsleuth]

[--nOPE NOT GOING THERE]

[NOPE]

[NOPE]

[RANPO HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION]










[It goes without saying that Atsushi is not getting a reply.]

[scarsnstripes]

Ranpo-san?

Ranpo-san? What do you think about people like them?

[He has no idea what he just did, the idiot.

But he will stop texting after that, because Ranpo doesn't seem to be responding. Did he say something bad...?]

[sweetsleuth]

[DID HE SAY SOMETHING BAD--]

[In about 20 minutes, Atsushi will have someone knocking at his front door.]

[It's Ranpo!]

[With his glasses on. And making this face. How did he know he was home?? It's Ranpo, don't question it.]

[scarsnstripes]

[Atsushi doesn't know who the knock is, but he's definitely surprised to see Ranpo here?

Why? What would be so important that he'd walk right over here when they-- Oh.]

Ranpo-san...? Are you alright?

[Is this about what he said?

........

...It's about what he said, isn't it.]

U-Um, would you like to come in?

1/2

[sweetsleuth]

Atsushi-kun.

[...]

[sweetsleuth]

Kyouka-chan's had a crush on you since you first brought her to the ADA. She knows you don't see her the same way, so she doesn't want you to know.

Montgomery-chan is in love you with, but she's in denial and you're too inexperienced to notice she even likes you.

[TIPS HIS HAT]

[TURNS TO LEAVE]

[BYE]

1/???

[scarsnstripes]

[Kyouka-chan's had--]

2/???

[scarsnstripes]

[A what.]

3/???

[scarsnstripes]

[She knows-- she doesn't--]

[scarsnstripes]

[Montgomery-chan?!?!?!

But she--

How--

idek/????

[scarsnstripes]

[She barely acted like she tolerated him!!!]

done

[scarsnstripes]

[His brain is breaking into tiny pieces and falling to the floor, but Atsushi's just gaping after Ranpo like he'd just told him the sky was green.

What the hell.

What the hell?!]

You can't-- How-- How?! That doesn't make sense!!!

[He's wheezing because he kind of forgot to breath for a second.]

[sweetsleuth]

[Alas, Atsushi's questions will go unanswered, because Ranpo has some soul-searching to do.]

[And by soul-searching I mean drowning his troubles in a dozen milkshakes as he thinks and over-thinks all those wonderful thoughts Atsushi put into his head.]





[But hey, on the plus side, he'll probably know his type by the end of it???]

[scarsnstripes]

[And Atsushi's going to be spending the rest of the day sitting on the couch, staring at the wall as he tries to figure out if his entire perception of his social life is a lie. He might eventually also start his own stress-eating, but until then he's just kind of bluescreened.

gg, the both of them.]