text. un: dracula.

[goneforawalk]

hello everyone i have an interesting request

you see something has been brought to my attention and i just can't let it go without learning the answer

i'm sure most of us know the general blood-drinking lore, right

that virgin blood is the best blood and non-virgin blood just can't compare, because purity is important or something

but that's not why i'm here

i'm here for a vastly different comparison

vegetarians vs meat eaters

i've been drinking from nazis, ghouls, and other vampires for so long that i just don't know if i've even had a vegetarian, how sad is that

my point here is: i'm looking for blood donors, both vegetarian and meat eating, to make a comparison

the virgin thing doesn't matter, just what you eat, that's all i'll be comparing in this exercise

you have my word as a gentleman that if you decide to donate, i won't take too much

or turn you into a vampire

or kill you

even if you're into that kind of thing i might get in trouble with my mas~ter if i misbehave too badly

anyway, just some food for thought

feel free to weigh in with your opinion if you've had both sides of the coin

Comments

[goneforawalk]

just you

[goneforawalk]

i mean

i swallow that too

[lifehacker]

protein my dude
man i dunno i'm not gonna catch some weird vampire disease am i

[goneforawalk]

i'm rotten enough without eating it myself too

i can eat pretty much anything but only blood can sustain me

[goneforawalk]

no you're right i prefer the throat

1999 has been a hell of a year for the nazi resurgence basically and they're all undead

because normal nazis aren't bad enough

fun to kill though

they're pretty much extinct where i'm from and the only one left is also a nazi

so it's pretty stupid

[goneforawalk]

i can only turn virgins into vampires

non-virgins turn into ghouls but only if i kill them

that's the extent of my weird vampire diseases

[itsknighttime]

people tell me that im pretty fuckin good at making up stories
and like
i aint got no reason not to believe you but
fuck man i want to see this movie

[[Not that he's saying it is one, just that it would be a great one.]]

so ok
youve covered if you got a worry about vegetarian or meat eat right
but did you think of gluten free dieting?

[lifehacker]

well i eat meat and also assorted holes and genitals
so if you want??? i guess???

[grilletto]

look!
he said he was willing to so some market research for me
what was I supposed to do? tell him no thanks??

[grilletto]

do you have any idea
how fucking cool this is?

[teaserving]

you didn't even believe he was the real deal before!!

[teaserving]

just me huh
well maybe i'll dress up nice for you too

[grilletto]

yeah, so?

[teaserving]

you could've asked for so much
something so much cooler
but you chose this

[grilletto]

yeah? like what?
what's cooler than this?

[teaserving]

you could have asked him to turn into a bat
or mist
OR SOMETHING ELSE

[scarsnstripes]

Can blood really taste that different? Some sort of 'you are what you eat' thing?

And are you asking just for the comparison, or have you been eating enough?

[He's slightly concerned, to be honest.]

[grilletto]

yeah but none of those
would have answered my question
would they?

[teaserving]

you're terrible guido mista

[goneforawalk]

you always look nice

surprise me ♥

[grilletto]

how the hell does that make me terrible?!
i think a lot
and sometimes i need some answers

[goneforawalk]

if it were a movie my life would be so much easier i assure you

more boring too, but i wouldn't have been stuck in a boat on the ocean for a while

you know what you're right, i'm a fool

i didn't even consider veganism either

what if dairy is a huge factor in taste

[teaserving]

you're so fucking charming

all right, i will

[goneforawalk]

i mean it's nice to be called cool

so thank you

[goneforawalk]

i mean the vampire trope of 'always hungry' is pretty true so

i wouldn't complain