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[hunksmash]

hi there! my name's hunk. (yes, really.)

sorry if this kind of thing has been brought up before. if it has, i missed it! please feel free to point me in the right direction!

anyway... probably mostly due to cordis problems, people needing food or wanting to learn how to cook has come up a couple of times. and i've also bumped into a lot of people who share a passion for cooking and cuisine! so i'm hoping to organize an easy recipe archive for those who need it AND maybe a team of people available to provide lessons and/or to team up on meal-based community events. that kinda thing!

so let me know if you like to cook and would be down for this? or if you DON'T like to cook and would like some guidance? or just drop your favorite recipes below!

if you're neither of those... which is superior: pancake dinner or spaghetti dinner?

Comments

[teaserving]

i cant blame them the spaghetti restaurant in this place sucks
we need to remedy this stat

italian food
which i guess is no surprise

leone abbacchio

[hunksmash]

that is definitely very italian.
that's exciting. i can do italian, but you can't beat authenticity!

maybe event one should be spaghetti just for the sake of making sure everybody understands what spaghetti is.

[teaserving]

im still not as good as the guy named italy

yeah i think that's probably a good idea
god that's so many kinds of spaghetti

[hunksmash]

oh gosh i think i've talked to him. a while ago... about gelato? anyway, i forgot all about it but yeah THE MOST italian apparently.

i wasn't even considering different branches of spaghetti possibilities. do we need, like, a spaghetti buffet?

[teaserving]

absolutely
i refuse to rob people the experience of difference sauces and types of spaghetti

1/2

[hunksmash]

alright well this is gonna involve ~*~LOGISTICS~*~

hang on i'm getting some paper.

[hunksmash]

okay, now... ideal list of sauces and spaghettis please?

[teaserving]

fuck all right you're getting into this

- marina
- bolognese
- alfredo
- pesto
- carbonara
- vodka
- alle vongole
- MEATBALLS

there's way more but those are the essentials in my opinion

spaghetti we can go easy on but you've got like

- spaghetti
- angel hair
- fettuccine
- linguine
- vermicelli

that's not including all of the fucking pasta you can do we're just on the basic shit

[hunksmash]

... i do not have enough game for all of that sauce.

[teaserving]

hm
it would be a lot of sauce
maybe we should just pick three

[hunksmash]

that seems reasonable.

maybe we can have a rotation? that way, we'll hit em all eventually.

[teaserving]

that's smart i like the way you think
will it help if it write down some basic recipes for you hunk?

[hunksmash]

sure, if you want!

i can probably make my way through it alright, but i'm not remotely italian and did not come up in an area with a lot of italians. my authenticity meter is probably off the mark, if we're gonna be fussy.

and don't we all deserve to be fussy?

[teaserving]

sometimes
i think your distinct food passion is reassuring though
so im honestly not worried

you got this

[hunksmash]

i'll do my best!

(please refrain from negative reviews without hope of redemption if i mess it up tho.)

[teaserving]

hmmm we'll see

[hunksmash]

sounds ominous. official don't know whether this is a fun challenge or really nerve-racking.

guess we WILL see.