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prismatica2019-10-15 08:07 pm
spah) wrote in prismatica2019-10-15 08:07 pm
[005 | VIDEO] jump scare, halloween party, no wizards allowed
[Live video starts with an empty shot of Engineer's low-lit workshop. Then, suddenly...!!!!!!!!!!]
Boo.
[Oh shit, Engineer jumps in front of the screen and shoots his arms out in front of the camera! He's also a zombie! What's left of his skin is sickly green, there's blood running down his mouth, and his chest is all bones! Watch out!!!!
... Or don't, because then he suddenly laughs. His hands retract, and he steps back as casual as ever.]
Don't worry, it's all holograms. Them chroma-powered mirrors are somethin', ain't they? You ain't the only one now, Spy.
[That's a insideburn joke, don't worry about it. He pats his "skinless" (not really) chest.]
Felt like gettin' into the Halloween spirit. Or... Geistnacht spirit, I reckon.
Speakin' of - me and my pal Spy are throwing somethin' of a Halloween get-together down at my workshop on Level 3 next week. Low-key sorta thing. We'll have candy, costumes, pumpkins, music, dancin', probably games... and definitely alcohol. Spy makes his own wine, so y'might get a try if he's in the mood.
[Engie laughs.]
Anyhow. If y'all are interested, gimme a holler.
[Attached is the address to Engineer's workshop on Level 3, as well as a date and time for the partywe'll post a log soon whatever it's fine.]
By the way, uh. If y'all happen to run into a wizard that mentions owin' money or the mafia, yakuza, or Russian mob... kindly don't invite him. Or give him money. Or tell him about us.
Hell, maybe be suspicious of most wizards 'til after the 31st.
Boo.
[Oh shit, Engineer jumps in front of the screen and shoots his arms out in front of the camera! He's also a zombie! What's left of his skin is sickly green, there's blood running down his mouth, and his chest is all bones! Watch out!!!!
... Or don't, because then he suddenly laughs. His hands retract, and he steps back as casual as ever.]
Don't worry, it's all holograms. Them chroma-powered mirrors are somethin', ain't they? You ain't the only one now, Spy.
[That's a inside
Felt like gettin' into the Halloween spirit. Or... Geistnacht spirit, I reckon.
Speakin' of - me and my pal Spy are throwing somethin' of a Halloween get-together down at my workshop on Level 3 next week. Low-key sorta thing. We'll have candy, costumes, pumpkins, music, dancin', probably games... and definitely alcohol. Spy makes his own wine, so y'might get a try if he's in the mood.
[Engie laughs.]
Anyhow. If y'all are interested, gimme a holler.
[Attached is the address to Engineer's workshop on Level 3, as well as a date and time for the party
By the way, uh. If y'all happen to run into a wizard that mentions owin' money or the mafia, yakuza, or Russian mob... kindly don't invite him. Or give him money. Or tell him about us.
Hell, maybe be suspicious of most wizards 'til after the 31st.
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Either way, it will be nothing we haven't dealt with before. In the meantime, I'll have a few bottles of wine ready.
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Y'know that stuff actually activated the Über device in me? Up on the roof, when they were shootin' it at us.
[Meaning he was, like, briefly bulletproof without Medic's help.
It'd be cooler if it wasn't activated by the stuff that made people psycho, though.
Anyhow.]
Sounds like a plan. You said somethin' about Sangria, yeah?
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[Huh. Just gonna... file that away for later. You never know when you might need to be temporarily immortal.]
Well. Well, Umbris is more likely to be willing to take care of us anyway. Have you had any trouble with them lately?
[That's how he subtly asks if they found about the goon he killed. ~Plausible deniability~.]
Yes, that's the plan. Although I might bring some plain wine, too, just in case.
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[Yeah, don't worry. He's just trying to subtly let you know. Just in case we need to steal some drugs. Sorry, Moon Knights, these are Highly Illegal Dudes.]
Umbris, though... seein' as they're closer, yeah. [and not because they dID ANYTHING LIKE KILL A GUY NOPE NAH--] But nah. I ain't heard anything.
[Coast clear... so far.]
Dandy. Should make up for the Lunatian beer.
[Like he doesn't drink it anyway.]
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[...Is he being sincere? Yeah, in his smug, teasing way that comes with killing people over a briefcase for four years. Like congratulations on not dying but getting shot? Come on, dude.
But yeah. Gonna file that one away nice and safe.]
Honestly, anything could make up for the Lunatian beer. Security is tight, refreshments are planned for - let me know if you need help with reinforcement. Or decorations.
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Yeah, well. Ain't the first time, but it wasn't the last.
[Meaning: Don't worry. He's not dying yet.
... also that he'll probably get shot again, because why wouldn't it happen at this point.]
Pff. Fair 'nough. Just bring a gun or somethin'. Whatever you'd wanna defend yourself with, in case things actually go to hell.