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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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Comments

[darkcharge]

That just makes it easier to punch you while you sleep, brother.

[princessascended]

Especially the little bunny-like ones.

[callmeven]

Another anonymous source backs up this claim too.

[darkcharge]

It was because of the moon, as I recall.

[keythatconnects]

It's pretty clever.

[keythatconnects]

Well, next time I find a Flood.

[princessascended]

Oh really? I think I should test that.

[princessascended]

You know what to do.

[oncebrokenway]

Oh, good, corroboration.

[callmeven]

Maybe whoever posted this just wanted to help you get to know more people.

[darkcharge]

Maybe whoever posted this should consider my feelings on the matter.

[madannoshashu]

[ Guess who is laughing his ass off about this. ]

Full marks, anonymous.

Very nicely done.

[originbullets]

If it's any concession, I'm a mage, trained extensively in firearms and covert tactics.

( Basically, he kills people for a living. )

[darkcharge]

Not going to happen.

[notblayde]

i surmised as much when i spoke with dante earlier

[princessascended]

Guess we'll find out.

[darkcharge]

Kairi. No. It's weird.

[darkcharge]

Stop wondering. Now.

[keythatconnects]

It really bothers you, huh?

[darkcharge]

It feels extremely weird. Also their monsters? Who looks at a monster and goes "hey I want to cuddle and pet that?"

[princessascended]

You think everything that isn't pain, fighting, or fighting resulting in pain is weird.

[keythatconnects]

Boo.

[darkcharge]

Just shut up. What do YOU know anyway? You're just a little girl surrounded by people to save you when things get tough.

You wouldn't know what actual pain and suffering was even if it bit you.

[byanyother]

But shoes are best when they come in pairs.

[ but a girl he likes back home, hmm? ]

Does this girl back home know you like her?

[keythatconnects]

I'm tempted, but if it really does bother him maybe not?