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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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» he's just trolling his boyfriend here

[loewenbien]

NAME Percival THE LORD OF FLAMES AGE 27 LOOKING FOR LOTS OF VASSALS TO PROTECT. HE IS THE LORD OF FLAMES. HE NEEDS VASSALS FOR A COMPLETE KINGDOM OF LOYAL VASSALS THAT WILL GROW ALL THE STRAWBERRIES AND MAKE LOTS OF DESSERTS SO VANE CAN MAKE THEM, AND LANCELOT AND SIEGFRIED CAN EAT THEM. also we he likes fishing. OFFERING A KINGDOM. WITH HIMSELF AS LEADER. AND GOOD FOOD. ( I just wanted him to get lots of vassals okay all of us do he's a good friend and we love him, love vane, lancelot, siegfried ) ♥

[hoasen]

What do the young ones say nowadays? Oh! I remember.

"Nice."

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[nodus]

Is that even a real person?

[ he has a hunch. ]

[schmisse]

You have no proof!

[sealeted]

NAME Hakuno Kishinami AGE I've been informed that ladies shouldn't answer questions like that. LOOKING FOR Socializing, getting to know new people, learning more about Chroma, gathering funds on a casual basis OFFERING Chroma and conversation, I suppose.

[lestatusquo]

A far less-structured "dating app" within a plainer, more broad social app, is it?
I'm unsure whether to resent this on its own tawdry principle or commend you for trying to be at least a LITTLE maverick with an otherwise trite and easily-exploited concept.

[...Heyyyy!

This reminds me, Liam!

...Have you even, like... smiled? In the past, what, ten frickin' days?]

[schmisse]

I can't believe someone is more of a wet blanket than I am. You'll probably be alone for the rest of your life.

[ I AM SO SORRY ]

[trenchdoting]

[Gumshoe might be dealing with the Iris cycle right now, but he still decides to answer this. Luckily he had a picture that he took before the cycles changed!]

NAME Dick Gumshoe AGE 32 LOOKING FOR I could always use more pals and help raising some Chromas. In a PG way, you know? Also people to work with and anyone who needs help getting out of jams. I'm a detective, pal! OFFERING I'm a detective! I'm good at investigating things, finding perps and solving crimes. And I like to think I give out some good hugs, too!

How do I meet with your friend Reyvenne?

[mastermagician]

You're really a detective? What sorts of mysteries did you solve?!

I'd love to meet with you, and talk more!

« for ROBIN HOOD »

[menphina]

NAME ROBIN HOOD (drawn by me) AGE legal, have doubts sometimes LOOKING FOR HE NEEDS LOTS OF HELP HE LIKES LIVING IN TREES please get him out of the trees OFFERING HAS A JOB AS AN ANIMAL POOP CLEANER AND CLEANING UP AFTER KIDS apparently as a kindergarten teacher can't you tell by the apron WILL DO ODD JOBS FOR MONEY just get him out into real life look he's cute okay this totally doesn't have ulterior motives

[offshoots]

[ok the art isn't bad he spends time with 5 year olds but]

Who did this?!

AND I'M LEGAL! DON'T HAVE DOUBTS!

[everything else is true.]

[peacewithouttyranny]

NAME Soundwave AGE Older than all of you combined LOOKING FOR Money, people who likes animals, mechanical beings, a friend... OFFERING Chroma. Psychic link. You may pet my adopted rainbow kitten. I was told I give good hugs? And you may meet a sentient mechanical being from a galaxy far away

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[pidgeypidge]

What if I just wanted to pet the rainbow kitten?

[Really the only sentient mechanical being from a galaxy far, far away she's interested in is Green.]

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[thedarkbond]

don't people usually just talk to people about this sort of thing (=･ｪ･=?
or is this like those apps for people who are really bad at getting noticed...?

[Translation: Is this like those apps for people who can't get laid normally, but Ren's too polite to put it like that.]

[schmisse]

You'd be surprised. Some people actually prefer this method.

[hymnals]

NAME Adrasteius Anor'thalion AGE 400 LOOKING FOR I'd like to raise money for a church. Moonlacing needn't go beyond simple handholding, or a friendly hug. OFFERING Hmm. I'm a good cook, specializing in pastries. I'm a scribe, too, and can write in enchanted calligraphy for you. I can also bless you with the Light.

[menphina]

[ Oh, she recognizes this guy. ]

Huh, didn't take you for a church-type.

Then again, you're probably like elezen huh. They're big about Halone and smiting the heretics and all.

[4leafring]

NAME Tamaki Yotsuba AGE 18 LOOKING FOR King pudding. I ate all of mine. I wanna buy more and I need the Chroma. OFFERING I'll share my king pudding! It's real good, I promise. Just help me buy some. And find some...anyone seen any around?

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[4leafring]

Oh, right. A picture of me. Here.

[erranthero]

NAME Kerra Holt AGE 20 standard years LOOKING FOR Socializing, people who are interested in learning more about this rock, people to make Chroma with. Not particularly picky about the how, that's more up to you than anything. I just need more to do, generally. OFFERING Chroma, conversation, protection if you need it, help with technology if you need it, basically just ask.

[galatining]

That's a fantastic picture! You must have amazing timing.

permanon;

[originbullets]

NAME Miles Edgeworth AGE 20 LOOKING FOR New to this physical affection thing, so please be gentle. Talk legalese to him while moonlacing. OFFERING He's not terrible to look at, right? Pleasant company. Secretly very sensitive. Fashionably trapped in the 19th century if you're into that.

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[bratworth]

Who posted this? Delete it at once.

[synchroswim]

NAME Demyx AGE 23? 24? somewhere in there maybe a little older i dont remember LOOKING FOR more chroma never hurt anyone but i'm not against just hanging out and meeting people. music appreciation is also a plus but really this is the first real vacation i've had in forever so i just wanna have fun OFFERING chroma? if you like music i write a lot of my own stuff and i can probably play pretty much anything you want if i know it or if i hear it a couple times. and if its your thing i can pull off some nifty stunts with water 🌊🌊🌊

[hoasen]

I really like music as well, even if I'm no expert!

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[originbullets]

NAME Kiritsugu Emiya AGE 29 LOOKING FOR Companionship. Sparring partners. Anyone willing to discuss modern literature and Japanese poetry. German speakers would be a plus. OFFERING I can't say I'm much to write home about. But I can offer you quiet companionship for moonlacing, if you would like.

[desadist]

you're twenty-nine?!!

[galatining]

NAME Gawain AGE Old enough LOOKING FOR Friends, getting to know people, people interested in cooking, maybe earning more Chroma. OFFERING A friend and a knight to help out with whatever problems you may have.

[sealeted]

[>people interested in cooking

Oh God, she has to stop this.]

It might be fun to take some classes on the local cuisine, you’re right! Do you want to try that together sometime, Gawain?

[kayssistant]

NAME Kay Faraday AGE 17 LOOKING FOR More friends! Other people who also want to join the Moon Knights. Moonlacing partners too, but only if you're OK with just holding hands and hugging, that sort of thing. I want to meet many different people from different worlds! ɾ⚈▿⚈ɹ OFFERING I'm the Great Thief Yatagarasu, who will help you steal the truth! Before you ask, that means investigating and learning more about Prismatica and making sure everyone is in on what we discover. On the same page and all that. I'm not interested in picking your pockets. ;) But besides that, I'm cute, and I'll always help you out! ＼（＾▽＾）／

[byanyother]

[ Kay....maybe this isn’t the same Kay, but no harm in checking.... ]

Are you friend with Dick Gumshoe, by any chance?

[takingchances]

NAME Eva Rosalene AGE Around 30ish, let's just say that. LOOKING FOR So far it seems to be grouchy men, sometimes in need of healing and sometimes not. I'm guessing a lot of them just need hugs so they can chill out. So there you go. I accept all types though, as long as you're not too annoying. That's up to my discretion though. OFFERING Chroma, healing and research assistance. I'm willing to assist others in their research. If you're joining up with the Lunar Scientia, let's talk. Oh and let's talk about what alien houseplants you can find around here.

[spah]

Howdy again, Miss Rosalene.

Speak of the devil, I've been meaning to tell you. Got in with Lunar Scientia. Research and development, to be exact.

[THIS IS THE LEAST HELPFUL RESPONSE ON A DATING APP EVER BUT FROM SCIENTIST TO SCIENTIST U FEEL ME RIGHT]

« for SOLDIER 76 »

[cadeuces]

NAME Jack AGE 55 LOOKING FOR A nice man who realizes they'll have to be a bit patient, who enjoys morning runs and simple cups of coffee. Someone who can keep up as easily as they can slow down. "I'm not a young man, anymore." OFFERING A good heart, a good hug, and loyalty earned.

( Angela Ziegler is going to die a glorious death but it will be worth it. Prismatica, meet her commander! He's excellent and needs some help. )

[codecmoment]

I'm an older guy - close to forty - and my live-in partner is kind of like that. Maybe the three of us could hang out sometime. I think it would be nice if Dave had a grumpy guy friend, too. ＼(＾▽＾)／

« for HANZO SHIMADA »

[cadeuces]

NAME Hanzo AGE 38 LOOKING FOR A gentle soul to tame the dragon. Someone who appreciates subtle humor. A drinking partner who can stop at "just enough". Sparring, meditation, lazy afternoons with good tea. OFFERING Steadfast friendship and an interesting puzzle to solve. Trust worth earning. A willingness to try new things. A deeper passion than I let on.

( Aaaaand meet Hanzo! She's posting on behalf of some of her prickly friends, bear with her. )

[zohvin]

He's a puzzle? Why do you say that?

« for ENGINEER »

[cadeuces]

NAME Dell AGE 40s LOOKING FOR Someone to keep my seat warm in my workshop, who doesn't mind the occasional ramble about equations and the smell of solder, who won't mind a smear of grease on their cheek now and then. Steady friendship with the possibility of a bit more. OFFERING Brilliant conversation, two strong arms for holding, easy company, and any gadget you could dream of.

HE KNOWS IT WAS YOU

[spah]

Ms. Angela

Can you delete this

[cadeuces]

NAME Angie ♥ AGE 37 LOOKING FOR Friends who won't mind going above and beyond. 😘 I have a newfound love for sharing naps and enjoy spending my time with others, and have found myself in need of a bit more companionship. Also, I suppose, it would be nice to find a little place to run a clinic out of, so no one has to worry about their treatment in existing facilities here. OFFERING Soft ears to touch, a lap to lay your head in, shoulder rubs, nap partners, and very affectionate companionship.

( Look, she's just saying she can't keep hoping those she's met will want to deal with her being in heat and spreading the love sounds like the best option, as well as easy income for her eventual goals. Help a deer out? Sorry about the extra saucy (and badly edited) picture as well, she... has no boundaries, especially Right Now in the middle of Iris. )

[codecmoment]

💖

[badluckblues]

🤔 your example looks awfully familiar

[schmisse]

Does it? I have no idea what you're talking about.

[ hey qrow guess who hates your sister ]

[superbia]

NAME Dante AGE "40"; in reality, his brain operates on the same level as a 19-year-old. 20, if one were being generous. LOOKING FOR Anyone to keep him out of my hair for the Sanguis moons each month. Our first one did not end pleasantly. He's brash and loud, but, as he likes to argue with me over, "the fun one". To be honest, I think he would be interested in any willing, warm body. OFFERING I will do whatever I need to for the assurance that he will be too woefully preoccupied to get anywhere near me. I suppose Dante also has his merits. Maybe he can offer you a slice of pizza or a cold alcoholic something.

[menphina]

[ What in the world. ]

It's sad that I can't entirely disagree with this... but he's not so bad once you get to know him?

[handsomefoil]

NAME Henry AGE 30 LOOKING FOR I am only posting my intentions publicly because I am in need of Chroma. Nothing really beyond that. Otherwise, you'll find I am very flexible when it comes to preferences. Please ask if you have any questions. OFFERING I can only offer myself, and chroma in return since that's what we're here for, right?

[freshtilapia]

I don’t mind another meeting in a setting without deadly vines and pollen, darling.

[madannoshashu]

NAME Xigbar AGE Guess. LOOKING FOR Casual fun. Could be tame, could be wild, whatever floats your boat. Wouldn't mind talking shop about magic, either, for those of you who've got an interest. OFFERING: Chroma. As much or as little as you want. I'm easy.

[freshtilapia]

[ Oceans, this function was really convenient. And the selection!! ]

If you don’t mind beings that aren’t a standard human, I’m absolutely in the market for looks like yours.