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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
<center> <table style="width:630px;"><tr> <td align="center" style="vertical-align:top; width:250px;"><img style="width:250px; border-radius: 25px;" src="https://i.imgur.com/1u1Emwb.jpg"></td> <td align="center" style="width:400px;"><div style="padding: 10px; font-family: courier new; font-size: 12px; text-align: justify; border: 1px solid #666666;"><b>NAME</b> Reyvenne <b>AGE</b> 53 <b>LOOKING FOR</b> I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. <b>OFFERING</b> What. You don't think I'm hot?</td></tr></table>

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[menphina]

NAME ROBIN HOOD (drawn by me) AGE legal, have doubts sometimes LOOKING FOR HE NEEDS LOTS OF HELP HE LIKES LIVING IN TREES please get him out of the trees OFFERING HAS A JOB AS AN ANIMAL POOP CLEANER AND CLEANING UP AFTER KIDS apparently as a kindergarten teacher can't you tell by the apron WILL DO ODD JOBS FOR MONEY just get him out into real life look he's cute okay this totally doesn't have ulterior motives

[offshoots]

[ok the art isn't bad he spends time with 5 year olds but]

Who did this?!

AND I'M LEGAL! DON'T HAVE DOUBTS!

[everything else is true.]

[menphina]

[ SHUT UP SHE ONLY HAD A BUNCH OF CRAYONS she's a writer not an artist ]

Oh I'm sure you are but I'm making you approachable

you know so people don't think you're an old creep

[offshoots]

[IT WAS MEGUMI!!!

he could have realized that if he read the poster's name but hindsight. 20/20. all that shit. he was too busy 'wtf'ing.]

How is listing that I live in trees supposed to make me approachable, you damn cat?! [thanks for calling him cute, though. negative thanks for calling him an old creep.]

And why're you using my full name? This is a new city, come on. What if people start mistaking me for some other Robin Hood they think they know? I go by a new alias on the network.

[he is. look at his handle.

it's nanpa_hunter.]

[menphina]

Hey, if someone's cute enough, I'll climb a tree to get to them. Effort is key!! AND I'M NOT A CAT, I'M A MIQO'TE

[ How many times will they go over this, asshole? ]

.....

why the hell are you calling yourself nanpa what even is that

[offshoots]

[until they die, pussy.]

You're saying you're not a cat but that you'll climb a tree? I don't want to call the fire department after you to get you down. Don't climb trees.

[he may show up like this.]

Why the hell are you making ads about me? It's not just nanpa, it's nanpa_hunter. And I don't want to explain my handle to you. It'll take forever.

[sealeted]

He's not going to be pleased you went and used his full name publicly without asking, fair warning.

Also, he does have an apartment!

[menphina]

He hasn't minded before, I used to have him out on posters back in the city

And he doesn't use it! He needs to get back in there!

[sealeted]

I don’t know what city you mean, unless you come from the Moon Cell too, but if you think he’s actually okay with you exposing him at your whim in a whole new place then I don’t think you know him half as well as you think you do.

It’s really nice that you want to help him get out of his shell, but please respect the things that are important to him, too.

[menphina]

Never said I did know anything but what he's told me lass, so how about you try and not assume what I have been through with him, aye? We were in Duplicity together. Hells, I even knew of you because he'd keep calling you his Master.

[ And since he didn't bother explaining what that entailed, she just assumed he was Hakuno's sex pet back there, until Karna explained what servants and masters were. ]

Guessing you're like Yan Qing If you don't know that place though. He doesn't remember it either, but I met him there first.

And Robin hasn't exactly given me any other names to use before, so why would you assume anyone would go against another's wishes if they'd been explicitly told not to? Which he hasn't, by the by, not once. I get wanting to be protective of your.. Servant, was it? But I didn't exactly have any reason to think otherwise.

[killful]

I like your art! I don't want to go out with him, but is this the part where I swipe right?

[menphina]

Hey, you never know if he might be to your taste!

And it's a shite drawing but my device with all his pictures is out of battery.

We need to get more pictures of him but he keeps hiding in the groves!!

[killful]

Oh, is that all? He is pretty shy...

You know, I can help with that.

[menphina]

[ BRIGHTENS ]

Wait, you can?!

He just needs to make more friends!! Maybe you can get him to sit still.

I just need some cute shots of his face for future advertising!

[galatining]

Isn't this going to make him sound pathetic?

Shouldn't you try selling him more?

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[menphina]

Oh, hoy there, handsome knight!

[ She's giggling now. ]

It's alright, he's just as lovable even when he hides in trees. Sure it might be pathetic, but he makes up for it with... dedication! That counts, right?

[ Okay she's being an arse but she teases out of affection. ]

Re: video;

[galatining]

Hello!

[He smiles, because who doesn't love a compliment from a pretty lady?]

Hah I suppose, but you need to like making it sound better than that...

Oh you are just picking on him then? That is fine.

[How quickly things change.]

[menphina]

Just a bit.

[ Even if she's a bit irked now, but, mostly at Robin and not at Gawain— her demeanour remains pleasant despite it. ]

He's good with animals? Actually- really good. He can get them surrounding him without any trouble. Think we'd have had a little less trouble with those pegasi if we'd had him around!

[ And that might have come out a little more affectionately than she'd intend for it to be. ]

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[kayssistant]

NO WAY

THE ROBIN HOOD IS HERE???? I CAN MEET HIM AND GET HIS AUTOGRAPH AND LEARN SNEAKY TRICKS FROM HIM???（๑✧∀✧๑）

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[menphina]

[ Oh, this is what he meant. ]

I don't know if he's the one you're thinking of, but he has the name!

Think he'd be surprised if you asked for an autograph, though. What do you know about the man named "Robin Hood"?

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[kayssistant]

Robin Hood is a legendary hero who steals from the rich, gives to the poor, and brings justice! He lives in Sherwood Forest with his merry men and captured the heart of the beautiful Maid Marian.

[Or maybe Kay just watched the Disney Robin Hood movie.]

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[menphina]

[ She doesn't know any Robin Hood besides the one she does know, so... ]

... Maid Marian? Huh. He never mentioned any girlfriends, but I suppose I could believe that. What does your Robin Hood get out of doing that, though? Don't the rich have some sort of bounty on him or some such?

[acquittals]

What is the legal age here? A legitimate question because it seems for different cultures the age for 'legal' is totally different.

[menphina]

Back home for me, it was anyone above fifteen. Guessing that's the same here, though... but I went into a place and they said they didn't serve drinks to anyone under eighteen, so that might be it!

What was it for you?

[acquittals]

It's 16 where I'm from. And once you're 16 you can do anything. Get a job, drink, get married, go to jail. All that.