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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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» he's just trolling his boyfriend here

[loewenbien]

NAME Percival THE LORD OF FLAMES AGE 27 LOOKING FOR LOTS OF VASSALS TO PROTECT. HE IS THE LORD OF FLAMES. HE NEEDS VASSALS FOR A COMPLETE KINGDOM OF LOYAL VASSALS THAT WILL GROW ALL THE STRAWBERRIES AND MAKE LOTS OF DESSERTS SO VANE CAN MAKE THEM, AND LANCELOT AND SIEGFRIED CAN EAT THEM. also we he likes fishing. OFFERING A KINGDOM. WITH HIMSELF AS LEADER. AND GOOD FOOD. ( I just wanted him to get lots of vassals okay all of us do he's a good friend and we love him, love vane, lancelot, siegfried ) ♥

[hoasen]

What do the young ones say nowadays? Oh! I remember.

"Nice."

[loewenbien]

like you're any older, viety?! [ Okay she is but ] IT IS NICE HUH BECAUSE IT'S PERCY

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[gluhen]

[ Sleep with one eye open later tonight, Vane. ]

Oi, since when did I need you to speak for me? I can find vassals without your assistance.

[sealeted]

Good food and cake is really tempting. I don't think I'm allowed to be somebody's vassal, though...

[hoasen]

Well!! I'd take it.

And it is, Percival looks very gallant there.

[hoasen]

What if I find you vassals?

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[loewenbien]

well you said you hadn't been having any luck so I drew it look Lancey even helped me fill this out

look you'll even be able to fish cute with lots of vassals to help!

[loewenbien]

doesn't he it's like when he stands up and goes "I AM THE LORD OF FLAMES SEE ME BURN"

except with his arms crossed so he doesn't burn anyone else, since he's nice


I found a nice pink pen so I had to do it!! it fits him right?

[killful]

I like food! Pick me!

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[nodus]

Is that even a real person?

[ he has a hunch. ]

[sealeted]

NAME Hakuno Kishinami AGE I've been informed that ladies shouldn't answer questions like that. LOOKING FOR Socializing, getting to know new people, learning more about Chroma, gathering funds on a casual basis OFFERING Chroma and conversation, I suppose.

[lestatusquo]

A far less-structured "dating app" within a plainer, more broad social app, is it?
I'm unsure whether to resent this on its own tawdry principle or commend you for trying to be at least a LITTLE maverick with an otherwise trite and easily-exploited concept.

[...Heyyyy!

This reminds me, Liam!

...Have you even, like... smiled? In the past, what, ten frickin' days?]

[schmisse]

You have no proof!

[nodus]

Answering like that makes it more suspicious.

[schmisse]

I can't believe someone is more of a wet blanket than I am. You'll probably be alone for the rest of your life.

[ I AM SO SORRY ]

[trenchdoting]

[Gumshoe might be dealing with the Iris cycle right now, but he still decides to answer this. Luckily he had a picture that he took before the cycles changed!]

NAME Dick Gumshoe AGE 32 LOOKING FOR I could always use more pals and help raising some Chromas. In a PG way, you know? Also people to work with and anyone who needs help getting out of jams. I'm a detective, pal! OFFERING I'm a detective! I'm good at investigating things, finding perps and solving crimes. And I like to think I give out some good hugs, too!

How do I meet with your friend Reyvenne?

« for ROBIN HOOD »

[menphina]

NAME ROBIN HOOD (drawn by me) AGE legal, have doubts sometimes LOOKING FOR HE NEEDS LOTS OF HELP HE LIKES LIVING IN TREES please get him out of the trees OFFERING HAS A JOB AS AN ANIMAL POOP CLEANER AND CLEANING UP AFTER KIDS apparently as a kindergarten teacher can't you tell by the apron WILL DO ODD JOBS FOR MONEY just get him out into real life look he's cute okay this totally doesn't have ulterior motives

[peacewithouttyranny]

NAME Soundwave AGE Older than all of you combined LOOKING FOR Money, people who likes animals, mechanical beings, a friend... OFFERING Chroma. Psychic link. You may pet my adopted rainbow kitten. I was told I give good hugs? And you may meet a sentient mechanical being from a galaxy far away

[loewenbien]

Aww but Percy's a good lord why can't you be a vassal?

[loewenbien]

Oh hey it's you

The uh.

Well you were back in that other city!! With the nice hair!

[offshoots]

[ok the art isn't bad he spends time with 5 year olds but]

Who did this?!

AND I'M LEGAL! DON'T HAVE DOUBTS!

[everything else is true.]

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[thedarkbond]

don't people usually just talk to people about this sort of thing (=･ｪ･=?
or is this like those apps for people who are really bad at getting noticed...?

[Translation: Is this like those apps for people who can't get laid normally, but Ren's too polite to put it like that.]

[sealeted]

He's not going to be pleased you went and used his full name publicly without asking, fair warning.

Also, he does have an apartment!

[sealeted]

I'm a Sovereign myself back home. So, my own vassals would probably be pretty hurt if I did something like that.