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[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]

Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne
AGE 53
LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. 
OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:

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[He didn't think Percival was actually serious but here we are.]

I'm not the nerdiest of the bunch, but aside from that, I can do pretty much anything.

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You have one fool beat in intellect, which is a point in your favor. 'Anything', however, is a rather broad description. Is food your only motivation alone to serve me?

What if I just wanna be your friend? 😄

[This is bullshit.]

I do mean anything, though? If you want specifics, you're gonna have to talk to my agent.

[ Why is that emote smiling at him so widely? ::unsure:: ]

Your agent? Are you a performer now? I am not looking for an actor or a 'friend' to serve me. How would I even know your loyalty would be genuine?

I'll call you! 😊
Pick up, okay?

If you're full of shit like the last emperor I killed, you're next.

[Percival doesn't have to pick up after this, but like.

The phone is ringing now.

What will he do?]

[ He was uncertain before, but now he is Concerned. However, he's curious what sort of information the other wishes to share that he can't very well type out, so he does answer the device- ]

If you're calling to verbally mock me, consider this exchange over.

Aww, come on. You know I wouldn't do that to my clients.

[The thing about killing an emperor thing isn't even true, but he'd be damned if it didn't get Percival to pick up, so.

Nyehhh!]

I'm just calling to make a sales pitch. I know no one likes a telemarketer, but you'll give me your time, right? It'll only take five minutes. Five minutes and I'll be out of your hair forever! I really hope that won't be the case, though. I'm not trying to pressure you. I'm just being real!

You've spent most of your pitch repeatedly asking me the same question.

[ If he just said what he wanted to rather than ramble, this would have been all settled and done with it already. ]

Just get on with it!

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[ He laughs. ] Okay, okay! I'm just making sure you're listening.

[ But mostly he's here to be annoying. ]

I'm a spy. I can slip in and out wherever you want me to. I'm really good at it, too. Is there anything you wanna know about your enemies? Friends? I can find out for you.

[ Rather forward, this one. Percival quirks a brow at him suspiciously. ]

And how do I know someone hasn't already paid you to spy on me?

[ He doesn't have any enemies here ~~just a few people he's pissed off~~, but he isn't exactly keen on hiring anyone whose loyalties can be purchased. ]

Or that you will not betray me when a higher price is offered?

[A very good question, but one with a fundamentally wrong assumption.]

Oh, I'm not interested in your money.

[Chroma is easy to come by, and he's had his taste of power.]

Fight me.

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[ He still has his suspicions where this is going. ]

And what is there for you to gain by you losing to me? I am not your trainer. This isn't perverse in nature, is it?

[ He'd been in Dup too long. He knows some people really like being injured. ]

[He bursts into laughter.]

Oh, you think you're gonna win! That's cute.

I don't care who wins or loses. I just want to keep myself sane. Do you know what a doppelganger is, Percival?

[ Where is this even going? He clenches his teeth a bit, obviously tense with annoyance on his end before responding. ]

Do you believe you'll be the lucky one and only to escape the fury of my flames? How naive. And I know what it is. What does that have to do with your challenge?

A doppelganger's a part of me, see? The more I use it, the less I remember about myself. But I'm a fighter before anything else. As long as I fight, I can get my memories back.

Only a few people know about this. Aincha glad you know my trick? Wahahaha. And I don't have any reason to go against you. [Yet.] I think I'd just hate to make your cute puppy cry. I think he likes me a lot.

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[ He's trying to make sense of all of that. Give him a sec- ]

What pup- the mongrel? He cries over everything. He's too sentimental.

[ And YQ should be more worried about what Vane would do to him than the other way around. Kill him with food and kindness more likely... ]

As I understand it, you're senselessly provoking me because you want me to beat your fading memories back into you. Is that it? I can do that without you spying for me.

[Oh, Percival caught on... And Yan Qing can be killed with kindness, it's true. But now he's confused.]

Hmm? What do you get out of it, then?

The chance to silence you repeatedly is its own reward. I don't need nor want anything else from you.

[ This man underestimates how satisfying it would be to set him on fire. ]

[And Yan Qing is... relieved, more than anything. He was ready to swallow his pride for another fight, but it looks like that's not necessary. And that's great! He loves being free.]

Wahahahahahahaha! Oh, I told you my secret for nothing! But that's fine. That works for me! I look forward to our next battle, Percy!

I suppose I do as well. Until we can properly cross blades then.

[ He's still more wary than excited about the prospect, but it would be good to give himself a work-out while he's here. ]

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