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[schmisse]

[ What does one do after the Cordis cycle, after a tiring few days? Stay in bed and... post because she has nothing better to do. She will be judging everyone. ]


Out of curiosity, how many of you are looking for moonlacing partners? I mean, you could probably just ask a friend or something, but for the more available, what do you have to offer that makes you stand out from the others who are looking for partners?

Show a picture of yourself and what you're looking for. I'll provide a sample.

NAME Reyvenne AGE 53 LOOKING FOR I need a lot of money. A LOT. I'm a bandit but I don't want to live a life of crime here so I'm going to need to moonlace with at least 30 people a month. OFFERING What. You don't think I'm hot?

((Feel free to advertise your chars or someone else!! Here's the code:
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Comments

[codecmoment]

I'm an older guy - close to forty - and my live-in partner is kind of like that. Maybe the three of us could hang out sometime. I think it would be nice if Dave had a grumpy guy friend, too. ＼(＾▽＾)／

not here

[cadeuces]

( YEAH HAL GET IT!! love her old man 😭 she's rubbin her palms together for them )

[mylawn]

No, this is a mistake.

[codecmoment]

So no go? Or am I being catfished?

[mylawn]

Didn't post this, and even if I did, I'm not exactly what this makes me out to be.

So a little of both, I guess.

[cadeuces]

( JACK!!!! )

[codecmoment]

Oh... well, whomever wrote it clearly likes you. Lot of these 'someone else did it' posts popping up on this network! Maybe someone cares about you and wants to see your needs me. Y'know?

I'm a gentle bunny right now, if you want an easy little moonlace. Just pet me. BUT ask first! That's the MOST IMPORTANT PART.

[mylawn]

She's very kind. It's misplaced.

I don't really pet people.

[what the fuuuck]

[codecmoment]

That's fine, I don't usually like being pet? It's just an easy suggestion when rabbits are considered very cute by people.

[mylawn]

Listening to you refer to yourself as a rabbit is not exactly a great sell.

[Unless he is, actually, a rabbit, in which case there are larger problems here.]

[codecmoment]

I'm actually a middle-aged, graying mechanical engineer with a daughter.

I just happen to have the moonphase stuff going on right now.

[mylawn]

I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse.

[codecmoment]

Up to you in the end! I just have bunny ears. That's all.

[mylawn]

Sounds like you got off easy.